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Alabama's new QB:
Not sure if completely serious or best troll job ever. Either way, that's funny as hell..
Someone wanna explain what this is about? I can't see the OP.
Note to mods - your vCode for linking to Twitter doesn't work in Safari, which makes it useless for anyone on an iPhone, which makes it useless.
Ahh.Alabama fan on another site posted about how did Alabama's freshman QB from Hawaii communicate with his teammates ... language barrier and all.
Ahh.
Fair point though. I grew up in Chicago and there's a language barrier down there.
Why would anyone from Hawaii go to Alabama? That just makes no sense. Grits and poi don't go together.
I would make the argument that Hawaii is a lot closer to a Southern state than any Yankee state.
A preference for questionable meat products....check
Breakfast food covered in gravy....check
The plate lunch is an institution...check
Pork is treated as a major food group...check
You can wear flip flops all year long...check
Aloha Tua...I think he's going to fit in just fine. Roll Tide.
Most of the food looked awful and I don't own any flip-flops. If I did I think I would eat the flip-flops.
..and I would eat pigs even if they could talk.
If pigs had wings....
I bet they'd be delicious.
Well, you've managed to establish your Yankee credentials.
Personally, I can count the number of days I have been without flip-flops on one hand...3 weddings, 1 funeral.
...and I would eat pigs even if they could talk.
Did I mention that wild pig hunting is hugely popular in Hawaii...hmmm, I wonder what other region of the country has that as a popular outdoor activity?
Nobody needs to ask why he didn't choose Ohio, why would anybody from a tropical paradise want to live in the shitty, cold, dreary, gray sky, quinoa eating rust belt know as Ohio.
Well I wouldn't move to Ohio from Hawaii either. Too cold. One reason I left. Flip flops are really low class in public. Don't own shorts or flip flops. Pig is fine. I've eaten that in Hawaii.
No shorts, no flip-flops.
LOL, you must be a lot of fun at the beach, poindexter.
Among other things, it is a hell of a lot farther south ...I would make the argument that Hawaii is a lot closer to a Southern state than any Yankee state.
I wear a bathing suit. Yes I have beach shoes, not flip flops. Easier for me in the ocean to wear beach shoes.
Shoes...in the ocean...Do you have a zip-loc bag to keep the water out of your pocket protector too?