**** FOR THE NEW POSTERS ****

[Otis B. Driftwood]

We have new posters?

Oh, look at that!



I can't believe no one's warned you yet, but about half of all SportsHoopla Hockey threads turn into epic pun battles.

Then you'll be happy to know we will fit right in.


We are particularly find of Missers Idle, Palin, Chapman and Cleese... it is only fair to alert you.


It would appear hockey fans are a similar breed no matter what the forum might be.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Welcome to all the new posters.

I only have one piece of advice for you, and it was something my Grandpa said to me when I walked in on him having sex with my Grandma.

"Either come in and get a piece of this, or close the fucking door."


#YOLO #WAITWHAT #FUCKDALLAS

We are going to get along famously...

 

[Goldy]

I am a new guy, and I haven't seen enough Coyotes fans post in this thread, so I will dilute it.

 

[Harry Crack]

We have new posters?

Oh, look at that!



I can't believe no one's warned you yet, but about half of all SportsHoopla Hockey threads turn into epic pun battles.

FN was frequently an opun forum as well

 

[IPostedWhat]

We are going to get along famously...

I am a new guy, and I haven't seen enough Coyotes fans post in this thread, so I will dilute it.

I've been saying for years now that one day Gary Bettman will post on here. Feels good to finally see it happen.

 

[mattola]

I've been saying for years now that one day Gary Bettman will post on here. Feels good to finally see it happen.

 

[mattola]

Welcome to all the new posters.

I only have one piece of advice for you, and it was something my Grandpa said to me when I walked in on him having sex with my Grandma.

"Either come in and get a piece of this, or close the fucking door."


#YOLO #WAITWHAT #FUCKDALLAS

We are going to get along famously...

careful now. we only let him out once in a while. he gets a bit bitey

 

[forty_three]

careful now. we only let him out once in a while. he gets a bit bitey

And he can lift 100 lbs over his head.

 

[mattola]

And he can lift 100 lbs over his head.

most dead crack alley hookers weigh that

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

careful now. we only let him out once in a while. he gets a bit bitey

Previously in my career, we had to carry dog spray.

Therefore, I have been warned.

 

[elocomotive]

Aside form my earlier welcome to the new guys, just wanted to say that you have an EXCELLENT crew of hockey fans here. I've learned a ton from them and they are very knowledgeable. So hopefully you'll learn some more about hockey... and a little about dinosaurs.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Aside form my earlier welcome to the new guys, just wanted to say that you have an EXCELLENT crew of hockey fans here. I've learned a ton from them and they are very knowledgeable. So hopefully you'll learn some more about hockey... and a little about dinosaurs.

And lest we forget we've all learned something about win investments and win portfolios.


Oh and Jeff Skinner was once 18 years old and everyone is against the Rangers.

Oh and if you see a guy named Sly he prefers to go by Chief, but only when he's at Bruingers games.

I think that's all.

For anyone who doesn't like the above, well...

 

[pixburgher66]

And I'm a girl. Or woman, I guess. I'm female.

 

[elocomotive]

Oh and if you see a guy named Sly he prefers to go by Chef, but only when he's at Bruingers games.

Great googly moogly.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And I'm a girl. Or woman, I guess. I'm female.

With beard.

 

[raptorlife4]

Nice to see some new blood.
A few Jays fans as well.


Welcome!

 

[RangersReds03]

Aside form my earlier welcome to the new guys, just wanted to say that you have an EXCELLENT crew of hockey fans here. I've learned a ton from them and they are very knowledgeable. So hopefully you'll learn some more about hockey... and a little about dinosaurs.

I think you owe Comeds some royalties for that one.

 

[Darkstone42]

And I'm a girl. Or woman, I guess. I'm female.

I read this with the wrong punctuation the first time. It made it very confusing.

 

[pixburgher66]

With beard.

Exactly.

(BTW, that was a very disturbing google search)

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Exactly.

(BTW, that was a very disturbing google search)

You could have saved yourself a powerful lot of awkwardness by just using :vee: