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Coach Ron Rolston fined - Update: Kessel suspended rest of pre-season

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So Kessel loses no money for two-handing a guy from behind while that player is engaged with two others, while Rolston forks over some cash for NOT making a line change on the road?

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So Kessel loses no money for two-handing a guy from behind while that player is engaged with two others, while Rolston forks over some cash for NOT making a line change on the road?

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Ahhhh, the sweet consistency that is Brendan "spinning wheel" Shanahan.

Two years ago, James Winsiewski clocked Clusterfuck after a whistle. Clusterfuck fell to the ice and then got up laughing after the penalty had been called. That suspension went 8 games into the regular season.

Kassian re-arranges Gagner's face and gets 5 regular season.

Kessel goes Obi-wan TWICE on a player who is not even facing him and gets NOTHING.
 

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Ahhhh, the sweet consistency that is Brendan "spinning wheel" Shanahan.

Two years ago, James Winsiewski clocked Clusterfuck after a whistle. Clusterfuck fell to the ice and then got up laughing after the penalty had been called. That suspension went 8 games into the regular season.

Kassian re-arranges Gagner's face and gets 5 regular season.

Kessel goes Obi-wan TWICE on a player who is not even facing him and gets NOTHING.

shanny said it was self defense.... I guess self defense is when the other player is engaged with other players and you take a second whack at his ankle...

self defense.
 

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Correct me if I am wrong but, I think Shannaban has said something like 1 pre-season game is the same as 10 regular season games, or was that post-season?

I read somewhere else this comment so I cannot take credit for it but I thought it was great. "Giving a veteran player a 3 game pre-season suspension is like telling a kid he doesn't need to eat his vegtables and can go straight to dessert."
 

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shanny said it was self defense.... I guess self defense is when the other player is engaged with other players and you take a second whack at his ankle...

self defense.

Please tell me you made that up.
 

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"while backpedalling, Kessel attempts to defend himself against Scott by taking a 2 handed swing at his opponent"

so ... to free yourself from "attacker" on ice ... 2 handed stick swing ... good

do it a second time ... bad ... well 3 preseason game suspension bad

 
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twas what I heard on local sports

"While we acknowledged that Kessel's initial motivation was self-defence, he persists and swings his stick again even having escaped the immediate threat from Scott," Shanahan said.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

He can't really be that stupid, can he?
 

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"While we acknowledged that Kessel's initial motivation was self-defence, he persists and swings his stick again even having escaped the immediate threat from Scott," Shanahan said.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

He can't really be that stupid, can he?

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Kind of.

I mean, reading that statement there are two WTF parts.
1) He thinks it was self defence at all
2) Maybe, had Phil not swung the second time, there may not have been any suspension. I got the impression it was the fact that he "continued" swinging is what riled Shanny up.



I guess no one told Shanny that the Leaves are a division rival of Detroit now. Had he known that, Kessel might have got 15 games.
 

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Tropp is out five to six weeks with a broken jaw...
 

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Tropp is out five to six weeks with a broken jaw...

He kinda asked for it though. He was a willing participant with a guy who was definitely out of his league.

That Nov. 15 rematch is looking more and more interesting.
 

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Thanks for the update Boss, I just regurgitated what I heard on the radio...
 

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Shanny said he has no history of doing this 20 seconds after showing him swinging his stick against one of the Flyers. I know I said wasn't going to comment on this again but that's as lame as it gets.

Edit: Make that 14.6 seconds. I just had to check because I can't believe what he said.
 
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