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The Doobster
So let's see if I can boil this thread down to it's essence:
The Doobster: Steve Ballmer somehow managed to graduate magna cum laude from arguably the most prestigious university in the United States, if not the world and has amassed a $21 billion fortune despite his being a complete moron. The Clippers should be relegated to the D-League because they haven't won any championships and the Lakers have. Steve Ballmer is overpaying for the Clippers and has a lot of money because of his college friends.
Everybody else:
That about cover it?
Translation: Doobster took common sense and nuked it with a megaton bomb
Whatever Doobster had a few too many drinks plus a good time