Caption this...

[beardown07]

If Craigslist were a person.

 

[mrschaney]

"wanna see my peepee?"

 

[mrschaney]

"wanna see my PEE PEE?"

 

[mrschaney]

"Hey little kid, want a candy bar?"

 

[mcnabb7542]

Freddie Kitchens is my real daddy!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I dont need this shit, I heard the Bears are hiring.

 

[mcnabb7542]

I will be the next great quarterback in Cincinnati !

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Joakim Noah was SPOT ON about this place.

 

[mcnabb7542]

The bitch made me walk all the way across the field to the other side of the stadium for a straw!

 

[beardown07]

"Burglar No. 1 audition for Home Alone...TAKE ONE!..."

 

[Balljim55]

And people think Cam is a snazzy dresser...I got game too!!!

 

[Anointed One]

I AM THE NEW MILLENNIAL UNCLE BUCK!

 

[mcnabb7542]

And people think Cam is a snazzy dresser...I got game too!!!

Who says that?

The school of blind kids?

 

[MileHigh64]

 

[Anointed One]

"I'm auditioning for a part on Home Alone 4... Harry and Marv are too old to play the robbers"

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

"Burglar No. 1 audition for Home Alone...TAKE ONE!..."

 

[beardown07]

Jermaine Whitehead buys a hitman off the dark web.

 

[beardown07]

"So, Large coffee, a cruller and a pack of Pall Mall reds? That everything, hon?"

 

[beardown07]

"When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous....




No, like for real though, I'm suddenly having...urges? Uncontrollable urges to see life's last gasp...gone. Bubbles stop-type stuff. Y'know what I mean?"

 

[DragonfromTO]

"So I'm gonna be nice. I'm gonna ask you one more time... where the fuck is Ringo?"