Caption this...

[beardown07]

 

[Moab]

Did you just call me Mitch?

 

[Pure Steel]

"Wanna get away....Southwest Airlines"

 

[beardown07]

"I sell shower curtain rings, and I am just trying to get home to my family for Thanksgiving."

 

[Moab]

Yes, it's the new homeless look

 

[Eugene Baker III]

"Casey Affleck sued for sexual assault..."

https://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat...casey-affleck-settles-sexual-harassment-cases

Here's Why People Don't Like Casey Affleck

 

[Inquisitor95]

Maybe De Niro didn't have the stache but the first thing that came to mind when I first saw that:

"You talking to me? You talking to me?"

 

[beardown07]

Johnny Manziel sneaks back into the Browns' facility in disguise.

 

[redseat]

 

[LetsGoPats]

"You're out of salami?!?!……fine. Chicken salad, I guess."


(that's what I thought of, sue me)

 

[beardown07]

"I owe my success to a strict pre-game ritual of, pointing out reptilian shapeshifters in public, pulling my dick out on public busses, and drinking my own urine, which I call Urinatorade."

 

[Inquisitor95]

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Wow Jeff Gillooly hasn't aged a day!

 

[redseat]

"No one likes my commercials shoved down their throats anymore"

Or

"I'm so tired from my b%tch asking me for a straw"

 

[Moab]

I traded my real clothes for 2 pairs of half game worn cleats.

 

[redseat]

"I'm still upset that OBJ gave Brady his cleats and I got nothing"

 

[Moab]

Right after this I have to mow the field, and it's damn cold out there

 

[beardown07]

"Who's up for killing some hookers?"

 

[beardown07]

 

[MizzouFalcon]

“Cleveland.”

 

[beardown07]

Every late-in-their career, alcoholic homicide detective in every detective movie ever made.

 

[blue_suns]