C-Rock Is In The Building

[Crotchrocker]

Seeya, CBS. Word.

 

[bksballer89]

C-ROCK!!!

 

[Crotchrocker]

Yo, bks. I guess we have to do what we have to do. Word.

 

[Black Adam]

LOL! seems the crotch rocker is in the hizouse...

whattup, playa...?




CL67

 

[LogicMan]

Crotch, maybe we need to kick this off with our 2008 rap sessions

LM

 

[Crotchrocker]

No doubt. Word.

 

[wlk3]

What happened to Crotch...? I'll kick it off Logic...

I Rip
like Dick
Flip
Like
Ron Murray
Hotter than
Steph Curry
Tell Rush
its no hurry
I'm clutch
I'm Rob Horry...
no time left...
You stuck
on the bench
like Milicic
Better yet
you a bitch
hommie
you got next
Watch ya step
or get ta steppin
like the ny nets
I been bettin
on the Lakers
so I got big debts
But I ain't trippin
Next season drop
Exact same bets.... Lakers baby!!!

 

[Lakers+USC=#1]

Boy, I remember our rap battle days. You know I was the best rapper on cbs.

 

[Crotchrocker]

That's probably the biggest whopper I've seen written on a messageboard, Lakers+. Word.

 

[Crotchrocker]

I see pink when I see weaklink. And Lakers+USC is faker than jewelry. The only ring LA will see's a costume accessory. Run up in Jerry Buss crib invade his treasury then exhume his tomb and ransack it for pleasure. For Celtics fans that's a Worthy endeavor - no pun intended. Wouldn't have said it if I hadn't meant it. Sure as Kobe's name is in Denver's sex offender's registry. A 17th championship is never meant to be. Boston time, #18 is in the future, 2015 or sooner. Booya. ;^)> Word.

 

[Black Adam]

yo, time to run it, old school...


yo, CL is up in da heezee
whattup bitches, better respect me
spittin' game, dat's how i do it
don't cry, ladies. i'll walk ya through it
suckers on da board be hatin'
cuz i ain't down wit' the Heat, suckas faded
Celtics gone for the NEXT 20 years
they' fans all cried out, leavin' a POOL o' tears
Lakers 'til i die, believe it, stick it in yo domepiece
all about my colors, can't fade me homepiece
thick and thin is what it's all about
bandwagon bitches, don't let it hit ya on the way out




believe it, boys. L.A. Lakers. DEAL wit' it, mutha fuckas...

 

[TRIPLE 777]

I see pink when I see weaklink. And Lakers+USC is faker than jewelry. The only ring LA will see's a costume accessory. Run up in Jerry Buss crib invade his treasury then exhume his tomb and ransack it for pleasure. For Celtics fans that's a Worthy endeavor - no pun intended. Wouldn't have said it if I hadn't meant it. Sure as Kobe's name is in Denver's sex offender's registry. A 17th championship is never meant to be. Boston time, #18 is in the future, 2015 or sooner. Booya. ;^)> Word.

CELTICS WILL WIN ANOTHER NBA Title-- VERY SOON--NO QUESTION CROCKER-
WORDS and the TRUTH.

 

[Crotchrocker]

Aw yeah, Triple. Say it again for the Laker nipple. Suckers all turned into cripples - Ask Kobe. Celtic pride achilles heel for Laker sourpusses, homie, go suck a pickle. Word.

 

[Black Adam]

Aw yeah, Triple. Say it again for the Laker nipple. Suckers all turned into cripples - Ask Kobe. Celtic pride achilles heel for Laker sourpusses, homie, go suck a pickle. Word.

yo, yo, looks like we got us a battle brewin'...such as it is...


word, i don't think you fuckin' heard
BARELY been a damn thing since Larry friggin' Bird
Celtics "pride" is a joke, throw it in the air
like Paul Pierce "truth" in a mutha fuckin' WHEELCHAIR
tell me what it's like, what it MIGHT be
Celtic suckas qualify for da A dubble R P
return to "glory?" fools, who da fuck you foolin'?
come on back, boys, if you want ANOTHER schoolin'
Heat and Celtics fans, y'all GOTTA be jokin'
eat a dick, mutha fuckas, and KEEP on chokin'



best believe it, STILL rockin' it West coast L.A. Lakers style. peace out, home skillets...

 

[Crotchrocker]

Ain't no stoppin this hip-hoppin, green croppin, DJ Mbenga wanna-be lookin like the green goblin. Lakers stans suckin and slobbin takin turns on David Stern and beatin Adam Silver's meat like Anderson Silva. If its a beatin you want Truth'll damn sho deliver, like its 08 all over, you weak, let Kobe skeet on ya neck and shouldas, Sweet Casanova and then bend that sucka over then flame a boulda. It ain't enough LA-smellin felons to fill the quota and so ya dwell in Staples mingle with the Skid Row odor... ;^)> Word.

 

[wlk3]

C-Rock
I've seen
better drops
in my spam box
Lakers
grown man
Celtics
silly little
sandbox
Add that
to the fact
that I shit
on all shamrocks
You beating me
is like
Kareem
eating hamhocks...
Shit ain't gon
happen
Truth be told
it's time for
Truth and KG
to start packin
Wlk3 and CL
you know we
keep it crackin
Crotch
you lackin
It's a rap
and we just
started rappin...

 

[Crotchrocker]

You a DAMN lie. Your raps put people to sleep like standby. I just started cookin kid your lyrics are pan-fried. Already done I just begun, dustin punks that ain't ready. Cut you up with my mic-machete. KG turns you to mincemeat, Truth serves up the spaghetti. Rondo and JG pour it on really heavy, thicker than purple. Golden showers for you and your circle. Powers my virtue. Eat. Dirt. Dude. ;^)> Word.

 

[Crotchrocker]

I did like the Kareem eating hamhocks line! ;^)> But I didn't take one to the ear though...

Word.

 

[Black Adam]

lol, hope you brought a lunch, homie. just gettin' warmed up...

wlk3, CL up in yo' place
throwin' our rhyme dead up in yo' face
diss my colors? yo, what're you drinkin'?
wadn't raised no better is what i'm thinkin'
Purple 'n' Gold, da colors of POWER
get yo' sweat on, fool. then go hit the shower
cuz yo' rhyme's like yo' team again
the picked last THEME again
another 2 decades before you can DREAM again
L.A. Lakers comin' to a 'hood near YOU
like Hulk Hogan used ta tell it, yo' "whatcha gonna do"?


live and die west coast. bleedin' purple and gold 'til i die. delivering sonic concussions to yo' domepiece, homie. a-b-c yaaa....

 

[trojanfan12]

Old ass white guy
In here and rappin'
C-Rock, you really need
To stop yo yappin'
C's are headed for
2 more decades
Of total irrelevance
And the Truth
Won't need a wheelchair
When the Lakers
Send him home
In an ambulance
CL and wlk have dominated your rhymes
And the Celtics big 3, have run out of time!!