C-Rock Is In The Building

[Crotchrocker]

You can believe what you wanna but it don't make it true.
Its like I'm trapped in a room with 3 naked dudes.
One-Pieces and Haymakers for these Laker fools.
Stretched out on the ground just for drinking the juice.
Kobe trying to And One ain't shaking the Truth.
Double R broke Kobe's ankle now you make an excuse.
Ain't enough tape in the training room to prepare him to play.
Karma for r*pe, Celtics making him pay! (Y'all Ain't Ready)

;^)>

Word.

 

[trojanfan12]

Its like I'm trapped in a room with 3 naked dudes.

;^)>

Word.

You have some pretty sick fantasies!!

 

[Black Adam]

CL steppin' to ya like a lyrical HAMMER
listen to yo' yammer
yo, didja just step out the slammer?
just like yo sick sex life Celtics fans in a fantasy
you suckas can't step ta me
yo team's down for catastrophe
stick a phony in a wheelchair and call him da "truth"?
KB 5 rings, Pierce 1, boy. where is yo' proof?
yo, hear's the words you mutha fuckas can camp on
i'm in yo lady tight, like a super plus tampon
step to me again if you think you can git wit' it
if you ain't a Lakers fan, bus' it, you just ain't SHIT


another lyrical masterpiece by yours truly. droppin' in the real keepin' up the sex appeal. STILL kickin' it west coast style. take THAT, mutha fuckas...

 

[Crotchrocker]

You can't stop this even a little bit - microscopic.
You couldn't see me with fiber optics.
Watch C-Rock this got it locked Arctic to the tropics.
When I dis the old Lake show you change the topic.
Your old flow ain't prepared for the Green Dynasty.
Pop a lotta isht but you not as hot as me so don't try to be.
I melt your ego STILL colder than sub-zero.
Kobe's done, kid, find yaself a new hero.
Word. Next time you sass me MUR. DER. she wrote.
She, being your honey - we're gonna spend your insurance money.

;^)>

Word.

 

[wlk3]

 

[Black Adam]

aw yeaahh, here we go
lyrical Van Gogh
yo rhymes keep you broke while i'm makin' ALL the dough
like comparin' the ocean to a grain of sand
you keep tryin', but you' lyin'
if you think you can take my land
Celtic DYNASTY? funny! better watch what you eat
playin' the game with ME?
sucka, that's a 30 point defeat
like Ray Allen, sellin' out and runnin' for a ring
better duck and dodge, sonny boy. let a MAN do his thing


best believe it. in yo' crib takin' ALL yo' valuables. big bank take li'l bank Ice Cube style. peace out...

 

[Black Adam]

props though for the last one though, crotch that one was kinda tight...

 

[Crotchrocker]

You all out of style. I call you Kid, Play and Bilal.
I'm Kooler than Moe Dee, homie, how you like me now?
Bruise these MC's like Bruce Lee you kick it like Kung Pow.
LA better than Boston? WTF? How?
I top-bill it like Cosby then have a Coke and a smile.
Youngin, you don't remember that you weren't even a child.
Been down with Beantown hate me since the 80's.
I'll dunk on you, kid, don't ever try to play me.

Word.

 

[Black Adam]

yo, bust it. the verbal Aristotle is back again
under yo' skin
i play to win
no end
droppin' dimes left and right, like my name was Magic
goin' 'gainst me is like the C's future. TRAGIC!
watch me rise,
break yo' ankles, penetration. POSTERIZED!
yeah, i say penetration, like yo' lady knows
best believe it, mutha fuckas, i'm the WHOLE damn show
rippin'. funnin'. runnin' and gunnin'
been down for MY colors since day ONE, youngun
L.A.'s the home town, write it down
keep on dissin' then expect to BE clowned
yo, MC CL in the place to be
while ALL the Lakers fans shout out "MVP"


yo' that's word, hope ALL you mutha fuckas heard. best believe it. Lakers pride...

 

[Crotchrocker]

Lakers Pride - You should go march with the Lesbian/Gay/Bi's.
Don't duck it because you can't hide your feminine side.
Purple and gold show is done son its the eminent slide.
You can't stop it -even David Stern the president tried.
Got rid of Andrew B, got slicked by Dwight.
Kobe's older than dirt, Nash's hair is near white.
Damn shame, Metta World and Earl Clark are your assets.
Save your cash kid, or countin on LA is your last bet.

Enjoy the game tonight, and have a good Memorial Day weekend, fellas! Word.

 

[wlk3]

I see you Crotch... Nice fellas...

 

[wlk3]

What up fellas
I see you rockin proper
allow Wlk to wlk in
and rock tha CrotchRocker
not even Bostons Doctor
could make Rock a wLk stopper
I drop bows like Artest
I got flows so don't test
ask Glen I spit Rivers
your flow gots no depth
like that bench
out in Boston
Danny's mad
cause them
cats ain't worth
what they costin...

 

[LogicMan]

LA fans, pizzed at the felons,…… your roster
A bunch of narcisistic melons
And Mitch your GM traded away the assets
For a dude, a child, who’s game has no facets
You flubbed at getting Stu, and spent $100M for that crew,
At least Jackson got it right, stating Russell is the GOAT
Your own damn coach, giving up on your dope
And the green heritage that we own, the one you seem to gloat
17 is a long ways away, but you can always dream
That Mitch gets fired, as your Pitino org runs out of steam
Free agency, you say that’s how we will rebuild
But history showed it was always when you drafted well
Oh wait, everyone wants to play with Superman
Ahhhh nope, he is a player with antics no FA can stand
…………word, sentence,paragraph, report
These are the facts LA fans dream to retort
You can always dream………………….(Cigar lit)

 

[Crotchrocker]

Yeah, LMan, tell'em, LA's main star is a lame felon.
And without him, the whole team is just a bunch of lemons.
I see you weaklink, you couldn't hide if you broke out the Magellan.
Sayin somethin bout Laker clout, what's that you're sellin?
Dwelling in the slums with the bums on skid row.
Smelling like you smoked a whole pack of Pell-Mells, shit all over yourself but still ain't funky as this flow.
This that real glide over the tempo, disco, you remain asleep - Rip Van Winkle.
Celtics are back to repo the Larry O like remax.
Truth is in the doing it and ain't no disputing these facts.
If you waiting on the Lakers to be relevant - relax.
That's horseshit - more shit than a circus elephant's...

;^)>

Word.

 

[Crotchrocker]

What? Are you guys finished? Have your rhymes all diminished?
I'm good to the last drop, bitches, my gut's full of spinach.
Every frickin time I spit a rhyme its vintage.
Like the Green Team raising banner #18.
No sir, unlike the gold purps, Celtic Pride is replenished.
What ya gonna do with Rondo in attendance, when Jeff Green is a str8 up menace?
You get the bidness, scoop ya dime-piece from a beach in Venice.
So we can still take your cash and spend it...

Word.

 

[wlk3]

For a guy named Logic
you don't make much sense
I give you 1 more year
then it's off to jump fense
Ray Allen type shit
Crotch
how could I quit
I'm the only cat
in here
dropin dope spit
without me
this thread is
useless
like a cow
without tits
I'm like Kobe
what's the use
if it ain't
about ships...

 

[Crotchrocker]

What's this? Its nonsense - Kob is worthless on crutches.
His only gold is the cognac, only purp in the dutches.
Golden Amethyst grinder so he can easily crush it.
Once one of the best now just a r*pe suspect - bust it.
Once Dwight leaves the stable your whole squad is disabled, pure disaster.
Time to put the franchise out to pasture.
Just a team of young black guys with Jim Buss as their master.
Gasol and Nash couldn't escape faster.
No, I'm not a racist, I'm just a faceless bastard.
But I ain't nameless, I'm C-Rock and I'm hood famous.
Outrageous, I summarize books of your rhymes in mere pages.
I swear you got the lamest flow from here to Vegas.
My flow contagious, step on the stage I'll make you Earl your steak and potatoes.
Take this...

Word.

 

[Black Adam]

yo', back again as hard as EVER.
think a Celtics fan can top me? NEVER
Wlk is kickin' it, like Truth is BRICKIN' it
C's hopes on life support, no tick in it
after Pierce and Ticket, the definition is SCRUBS
like Ray Allen boned out, there is no love
or loyalty. Ainge with a roster of losers
C's fans, apologists and excusers
CL with the flow, street cred good to go
C-rock, the votes are in from London to Idaho
unstoppable, unmatchable, CL is da man
not 2 decades invisible, the song of the Celtic clan


best believe it. you can't keep a good man OR a good franchise down...

 

[LogicMan]

The 20 year gorge, oh we knew it well
Idiot coach swapping, GM nappin……. picks given away
For high payroll ……. aging stars like Vin, #8 and Kenny A
Ethics, thugs, panic, infighting ….. now emulated in LA
The recipe for disaster, …….build thru free agency, yeah Pitino and Mitch
The story, we see it, and the logic makes you the Clippers %$^&^
It makes no sense, for those yellows , who now live in fear
Little brothers, borrowed franchise, your time will come again
But big changes are needed, assets gathered, gots to take it on the chin
Or live in denial, let narcissism rule, and be the NBA’s “past has beens”
Gents, respected posters, time to look in the mirror hard
Your team has designed, your deck of smack, has zero cards

 

[Crotchrocker]

LA has no cards, and their fans are all a bunch of blowhards.
They have no heart, only Napoleon syndrome - Bonaparte.
C-Rock Beauregard, I came to the spot to bogart.
I rock the spot from the Himalayas to the Ozarks.
Everybody love me from the Dalai Lama to yo mama.
Strung off my long game - Drive her harder than Arnie Palmer.
There oughta be a law somebody call Obama.
Napalm bomber on fire call me the, '5 alarmer.'
Because I eat mc's but I ain't Jeffery Dahmer.
Weak mc's from LA with nasty people's disease.
Purple people-eater purging the Earth of Stans like these.
With ease. Flip you the Bird and swinging like a trapeze.
Please. Don't make me look like a G!
;^)> Word.