70's, 80's, 90's NBA Draft : CHAT

[TheRobotDevil]

@DJ I believe you're OTC

 

[UK Cowboy]

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Peanut Butter's Brown
Let's Fuck

Worked when I was a youngster...I'm guessing it would get a drink dumped on my head today

 

[Nosferatu]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Peanut Butter's Brown
Let's Fuck

Worked when I was a youngster...I'm guessing it would get a drink dumped on my head today

They had peanut butter back then?

 

[DJ]

Done.

Unless, Rashard Lewis has already been picked.

 

[DJ]

You guys are awful at rapping....

 

[DJ]

Ray Ray, My good friend
Rememba the day we met, U joking
About u rolling in your Benz
We met at Pasadena JC
U always wanted to be the best MC
U told me to write the lyrics
While u spit your game
Ray, I miss u
Nothing will eva be the same
Rememba the days at Crenshaw/Baldwin Hills mall?
U and me clowning?
While otha folks frowning!!
Making judgements cuz they see 1 white, 1 black
Frustrating us so much we wanna run track
Ray, I hope u get your wings
Dont worry abt your rings
Or any otha things
Ray
U and I have come along way
We have come so far
U have raised the bar
So high
And all I can do is cry
Asking myself why
Do these fools have to be shooting and stunning
While everybody is running
And others are gunning
Smiles just disappear
Becuz all we have is fear
And lotsa tears
And all I can do is cry
Asking myself why?

RIP Ray

 

[DJ]

For the record, I'm the white one.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

@Nosferatu you're up sir

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Peanut Butter's Brown
Let's Fuck

Worked when I was a youngster...I'm guessing it would get a drink dumped on my head today

Honestly making them laugh goes a long way. This was the closest I came to math when I was younger tho

Subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs and multiply

 

[UK Cowboy]

Honestly making them laugh goes a long way. This was the closest I came to math when I was younger tho

Subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs and multiply

 

[UK Cowboy]

They had peanut butter back then?

Blended my own, my dog loved the stuff, so on the rare occasion that I struck out, one dip and the night wasn't a total loss

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I majored in wise ass in high school. I got in house suspension for asking for a female volunteer in a class for an oral presentation once


I did actually have the report done but I had a bad habit of going for the laugh

 

[femurov]

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man. Woo!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

@MilkSpiller22 you're OTC sir

 

[Nosferatu]

I did text Milk

 

[Nosferatu]

I was getting suspended as early as 3rd grade for being a smart ass, I don't remember a year I wasn't suspended and or given in school suspension for being a smart ass. But I wasn't usually a smart ass that you wanted to smack I made the teachers laugh and they still sent me to the principles office. There were times in my teens where I would literally do standup for my friends at parties, never wrote a thing just winged it, once when I was 17 I made my girlfriend laugh so hard at a party she pee'd, we walked home and I got yelled at the entire time "why do you always have to be the comedian", we got back to our condo and she took a bath and I sat on the toilet apologizing for more than an hour, oh good times, I loved her more than any girl i've ever been with.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

You are one sick bastid

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I was getting suspended as early as 3rd grade for being a smart ass, I don't remember a year I wasn't suspended and or given in school suspension for being a smart ass. But I wasn't usually a smart ass that you wanted to smack I made the teachers laugh and they still sent me to the principles office. There were times in my teens where I would literally do standup for my friends at parties, never wrote a thing just winged it, once when I was 17 I made my girlfriend laugh so hard at a party she pee'd, we walked home and I got yelled at the entire time "why do you always have to be the comedian", we got back to our condo and she took a bath and I sat on the toilet apologizing for more than an hour, oh good times, I loved her more than any girl i've ever been with.

Dad?Did you ever work as a mail man or something in NY Nos should I call Maury?

 

[Nosferatu]

Dad?Did you ever work as a mail man or something in NY Nos should I call Maury?

Nope, I got chased by a dog when I was painting a house in Long Island...

 

[Nosferatu]

@Shanemansj13