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Roses are RedYellow matter custard
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Boy you been a naughty girl
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Honestly making them laugh goes a long way. This was the closest I came to math when I was younger thoRoses are Red
Violets are Blue
Peanut Butter's Brown
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Worked when I was a youngster...I'm guessing it would get a drink dumped on my head today
Honestly making them laugh goes a long way. This was the closest I came to math when I was younger tho
Subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs and multiply
Blended my own, my dog loved the stuff, so on the rare occasion that I struck out, one dip and the night wasn't a total lossThey had peanut butter back then?
I majored in wise ass in high school. I got in house suspension for asking for a female volunteer in a class for an oral presentation once
I am the egg man. Woo!Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
Dad?Did you ever work as a mail man or something in NY Nos should I call Maury?I was getting suspended as early as 3rd grade for being a smart ass, I don't remember a year I wasn't suspended and or given in school suspension for being a smart ass. But I wasn't usually a smart ass that you wanted to smack I made the teachers laugh and they still sent me to the principles office. There were times in my teens where I would literally do standup for my friends at parties, never wrote a thing just winged it, once when I was 17 I made my girlfriend laugh so hard at a party she pee'd, we walked home and I got yelled at the entire time "why do you always have to be the comedian", we got back to our condo and she took a bath and I sat on the toilet apologizing for more than an hour, oh good times, I loved her more than any girl i've ever been with.