blazer prophet
Well-Known Member
You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
That is str8 horseshitpsst, everyone knows youre a bottom......
You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
Sorry, I have an education (that means I went to school). I hope I didn't offend you.
I don't think you surf....
Pretty sure you have a penis....
Bwahhhhahahaha!!! That cat has a butler named "Jenkins!"
But he'll suffocate!Brush his cheek then say "oh excuse me I'm just wiping off my seat"
does it smell like remote.....Brush his cheek then say "oh excuse me I'm just wiping off my seat"
Do those actually work for you?
Pretty sure you misread the situation. Why would she want to bang if she just had her way with a remote? She was probably asking for real, like she was worried your friend would be able to smell the crotch on it and get pissed she was diddling her electronics.The weirdest pickup attempt I ever had used on me -
I had a friend who was a girl. Well she was at work and I went to her apartment to wait for her to get off. We were just friends and nothing more.
As I walked into her apartment I discovered she had a friend staying with her. She was on the couch and I said hi, introduced myself and told her why I was there. No joke she holds her hand out with a remote control in it and asks "Does this remote smell like pussy". I was like wtf and I just kind of looked at her stunned. Then she says "Because it's been in mine".
Pretty sure you misread the situation. Why would she want to bang if she just had her way with a remote? She was probably asking for real, like she was worried your friend would be able to smell the crotch on it and get pissed she was diddling her electronics.