mcnabb7542
Resident Fake Asian!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first!
Hi I played for Ohio state in the fiesta bowl
Or is that how not to score
You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
This was used at a bar I worked at
Guy, I want something to eat
Girl, you should try some of what my mom made
Guy, what did your mom make?
Girl, Me
Confidence is the golden ticket boys.
That's #4 on my list of Signs It Would Be Unhealthy To Eat A Particular Pussy.
I don't think you surf....
Pretty sure you have a penis....
And you would be incorrect on both.
Hi I played for Ohio state in the fiesta bowl
Or is that how not to score
Are you trying to pick me up Its no wonder y'all cant score you're playing the wrong side of the fieldTry harder limp dick
Maybe he thought you were a sure thing?Are you trying to pick me up Its no wonder y'all cant score you're playing the wrong side of the field
Maybe he thought you were a sure thing?