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Surfahgal

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Mine:
"If you want some of this, it's gonna cost you".
 

Edisto_Tiger

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ice_cube_wtf.gif
 

bamabear82

I ♥ t-baggin
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 

TheDayMan

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"How much?"
 

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"Hey baby, wrong board" :noidea:
 

UNA Lion

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General forum is that'a way

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Chewbaccer

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"Hey sweet thang you look like a possible 8, me and you together would make 18 if your head's on straight"

Or

"I've got the hongries for your love and I'm waitin in your welfare line"
 

antone112

who gives a fuck
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Hey girl, you hungry?
 

KnightAndDay

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Pretty sure I heard this one somewhere before:


"Are you an official here? Because you've officially just given me a boner."
 

7Samurai13

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I got cable and Netflix.
 
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