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Was in divorce court this morning and witnessed a hilarious exchange between the judge and a black female divorce lawyer (with some serious chocolate sweetness in her skin-tight business suit).
[Judge and lawyer rapidly exchanging legalese]
[Judge gets mischievous look on his face as something dawns on him]
Judge: Counseler, we won't be able to ajourn this til Sept. 11. Do you know why not?
Counseler: {rolling eyes} Yes, Your Honor.
Judge: Why is that, counseler? {now grinning from ear-to-ear}
Counseler: Because of the football game.
Judge: Speak up, Counseler! The court can't hear you.
Counserler: The football game, Your Honor.
Judge: Which football game, Counseler? {now openly gloating}
Counseler: {now openly miffed and rolling eyes} The Oklahoma Tenessee football game Your Honor.
Judge: That's right. When court is in session on the 11th, I'll be "pre-gaming." So we'll need to continue this til {looks at calendar} Monday, the 14th.
Counseler: Will Your Honor be in a position to preside that morning? {snickers erupt into laughter}
Judge: Based on my prediction that my Volunteers humiliate your Sooners? I'll be feeling just fine. Thank you for your sincere concern, Counseler.
As funny as this was, I do have to side with the most honoral judge. I expect to see Oklahoma get their peckers pounded into the Neyland Stadium dirt that day. Soundly.
[Judge and lawyer rapidly exchanging legalese]
[Judge gets mischievous look on his face as something dawns on him]
Judge: Counseler, we won't be able to ajourn this til Sept. 11. Do you know why not?
Counseler: {rolling eyes} Yes, Your Honor.
Judge: Why is that, counseler? {now grinning from ear-to-ear}
Counseler: Because of the football game.
Judge: Speak up, Counseler! The court can't hear you.
Counserler: The football game, Your Honor.
Judge: Which football game, Counseler? {now openly gloating}
Counseler: {now openly miffed and rolling eyes} The Oklahoma Tenessee football game Your Honor.
Judge: That's right. When court is in session on the 11th, I'll be "pre-gaming." So we'll need to continue this til {looks at calendar} Monday, the 14th.
Counseler: Will Your Honor be in a position to preside that morning? {snickers erupt into laughter}
Judge: Based on my prediction that my Volunteers humiliate your Sooners? I'll be feeling just fine. Thank you for your sincere concern, Counseler.
As funny as this was, I do have to side with the most honoral judge. I expect to see Oklahoma get their peckers pounded into the Neyland Stadium dirt that day. Soundly.