MLB Daily Thread: 5/18 Bryce Harper Best Hitter/Player In Baseball, Indians Suck

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The Orioles announcer yesterday when talking about Wright, called him a future HOF.

Who?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Trout sucks, I prefer Haddock.

I had some Halibut Ceviche recently that was so fucking good I wanted to slap my momma.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Cool, we're going to post seafood pics up in here???

 

[Clayton]

In some alternate universe, the Cardinals still have Shelby Miller and Oscar Taveras and are set up for the next decade.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Man, shellfish are the cockroaches/insects of the sea...keep eating that crap

 

[cerealboi]

Crazy shit in no particular order:

• Yankees on pace to win 91 games (A-Rod: face of the franchise)
• Red Sox are actually worse than their record indicates
• Since 7/21/14, The Thugs from KC are 76-41 - a 105 win/season pace over 117 games
• Studies indicate that most White Sox fans are convicted felons
• Houston 25-13, best team in the AL - What. The. Fuck.
• Mets don't seem completely inept

Shut up.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Man, shellfish are the cockroaches/insects of the sea...keep eating that crap

Hahah! I used that line for decades to avoid eating labstah...but then I actually ate some.

Now, I don't CARE that they're giant salt-water cockroaches, just gimme some

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Shut up.

You like that? Here's more:

Many expected the Red Sox to have a wicked pissah of an offense, but their OPS ranks 14th of 15 AL teams. Combine that with a pitching staff that ranks 14th of 15 AL teams and they're lucky they haven't lost more games. Their run differential suggests they should be 16-22.

The good news is Rock said they've got three pitchers in the minors that no one's heard of just waiting to be called up, so everything should be fine.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Cool, we're going to post seafood pics up in here???

I see some people can post pics from their computers. Do you know how the fuck to do that?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Man, shellfish are the cockroaches/insects of the sea...keep eating that crap

I will. Enjoy your Steak-ums.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

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Hahah! I used that line for decades to avoid eating labstah...but then I actually ate some.

Now, I don't CARE that they're giant salt-water cockroaches, just gimme some

Yep. Who gives a fuck? If someone could make a cockroach that delicious, I'd eat fucking cockroaches.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I see some people can post pics from their computers. Do you know how the fuck to do that?

I just do a simple right-click, copy; right-click, paste. Using kroam as a browser. There's a longer way to do it where you copy the url of the pic, then use the little picture icon dealie next to the smiley-face above the text box, then insert the url in the pop-up.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I will. Enjoy your Steak-ums.

But...it's America's favorite!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Test

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Test

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fuck.

 

[moxie]

I see some people can post pics from their computers. Do you know how the fuck to do that?

From your computah or from the interwebz? Hu just told you how to do it from the interwebz. To show us pics of a more personal nature , then you gotsta use "Upload a File" right here off to the right between "Post Reply" and "More Options..."

Spoiler

 

[cerealboi]

You like that? Here's more:

Many expected the Red Sox to have a wicked pissah of an offense, but their OPS ranks 14th of 15 AL teams. Combine that with a pitching staff that ranks 14th of 15 AL teams and they're lucky they haven't lost more games. Their run differential suggests they should be 16-22.

The good news is Rock said they've got three pitchers in the minors that no one's heard of just waiting to be called up, so everything should be fine.

Yet they use the perpetual AAA knuckleballer for the spot start.

You also forgot to mention no one on the team can hit lefties. I'm sure the rest of the league hasn't noticed though . . . .

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

From your computah or from the interwebz? Hu just told you how to do it from the interwebz.

I...I suck at reading comp...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Cool, we're going to post seafood pics up in here???

I made this: