Derek Jeter Strikeout Thread

[gandydancer]

That signature seems as if he's a asskisser.

Then of course cezero fucks that thought process all up.

 

[HammerDown]

Have you noticed that the more CSD posts, the more Jetes strikes out?

 

[gandydancer]

I am seeing the correlation. When he predicts, it always backfires.

 

[CSD]

CSD you truly are special. The reason I never protested me being included is the same sentiment as Hammer. We are in the 5" space between your ears. Not the other way.

I am not sure who lied to you and said you're witty and have a sense of humor. She must really love you, should be thankful she builds you up.

I love how you try and flatter yourself but sorry to disappoint, you're not in my head. You've been following my posts a lot lately! you must miss my entertaining responses over in AL Central. Awh! It's too bad da55bums and broncosmitty are freaking cry babies, otherwise I'd chime in when I can.

I didn't even sleep last night from all the mental anguish CSD has wrought.

I'm not surprised, but that could also be from the caffeine in your diet pills.

I am seeing the correlation. When he predicts, it always backfires.

This isn't true. I'm actually quite successful at predictions, at least my bank account says so during football season.

Just two weeks ago I predicted Ortiz would hit a HR and tie the game in the bottom of the 9th and sure enough 5 minutes later it happened. My prediction AVG is about .700 %

 

[cezero]

That signature seems as if he's a asskisser.

Then of course cezero fucks that thought process all up.

my sig is sarcastic because when JDM was getting manhandled by hammer and the mods, he called me the "site lapdog" for joining in the fun.

he accused me of sucking up to the hammer and mods on here, and it was ironic because they almost banned me my first day here, they've blocked me from multiple forums on here, and they took away my thumbs up/down privileges.

in short, i haven't exactly been a "lapdog" on here, hence the irony in my sig.

 

[black francis]

hey csd - quit ruining the fucking thread

its for jeter strikeout updates only

 

[HammerDown]

hey csd - quit ruining the fucking thread

its for jeter strikeout updates only

Francis, this clown really thinks he's somebody.

Take him over and introduce him to Uno and Sake.

 

[black francis]

Francis, this clown really thinks he's somebody.

Take him over and introduce him to Uno and Sake.

I would, but they dont exist anymore

 

[HammerDown]

Hey, CSD you're such a badass, PM Francis and he'll tell you about a site with lots of baseball fans, most from the AL East. You should be able to hold your own just fine.

 

[gandydancer]

my sig is sarcastic because when JDM was getting manhandled by hammer and the mods, he called me the "site lapdog" for joining in the fun.

he accused me of sucking up to the hammer and mods on here, and it was ironic because they almost banned me my first day here, they've blocked me from multiple forums on here, and they took away my thumbs up/down privileges.

in short, i haven't exactly been a "lapdog" on here, hence the irony in my sig.

Cezero, you misunderstood me... I knew the prior battles and knew you are not a ass kisser. Just knew CSD had no reason to kiss up to you. Hence, you blew up my theory.

 

[CSD]

hey csd - quit ruining the fucking thread

its for jeter strikeout updates only

Hey, CSD you're such a badass, PM Francis and he'll tell you about a site with lots of baseball fans, most from the AL East. You should be able to hold your own just fine.

I'm fine right here, thanks.

 

[bksballer89]

1000 multi hit games for Jeter....Simply amazing

 

[HammerDown]

1000 multi hit games for Jeter....Simply amazing

And over 1,800 strikeouts. The one statistic that instantly disproves all the silly McCarver-esque quotes about him.

"But...but...but...why do you keep bring up his strikeouts in this thread? I'm confused!" - CSD

 

[CSD]

1000 multi hit games for Jeter....Simply amazing

That puts Derek at the top of the list with Stan Musial and Hank Aaron.

 

[gandydancer]

And over 1,800 strikeouts. The one statistic that instantly disproves all the silly McCarver-esque quotes about him.

"But...but...but...why do you keep bring up his strikeouts in this thread? I'm confused!" - CSD

That puts Derek at the top of the list with Stan Musial and Hank Aaron.

That puts Jetes pretty high on the K list. Keep paying attention here, and see how high he goes...

 

[HammerDown]

That puts Derek at the top of the list with Stan Musial and Hank Aaron.

...and to quote YOU directly "He's bound to get numbers like this with so many PA's."

"But... but... but... I only meant that about his SO numbers." - CSD

 

[CSD]

 

[HammerDown]

CSD dreams of being on his knees in front of Jetes in the showers.

 

[HammerDown]

Jetes hit his daily quota today. Dos mas!

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1805
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

Should surpass Manny late next week.

 

[Lord Scalious]

Jetes hit his daily quota today. Dos mas!

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1805
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

Should surpass Manny late next week.

Unfortunately for the great DereKKK Jeter. Bobby Abreu is still playing as an old man, for the Mets.

He has 1835

He needs to start going for some golden sombreos