Derek Jeter Strikeout Thread

[CSD]

6th in AVG for SS
12th in SLG
14th in Extra Base Hits
11th in OPS
10th in WAR

He is in the top 5 for hitting into double plays.

El Capitan!!!!!!!

ALL STAR STARTING MATERIAL

Jeter is tied with Elvis Andrus for 5th best AVG, but continue doing your best to make Jete sound as bad as possible. you excel at it!

I'll add a stat for you, since we're in a strikeout thread and all.

Among the 12 qualified AL shortstops, 8 have more K's than Jeter.

He has too much fun with you to be considered JDM or the likes.

After reading some of his responses, it certainly seems like I'm under his skin and he's ready to ban me. Who is JDM?

 

[cezero]

After reading some of his responses, it certainly seems like I'm under his skin and he's ready to ban me. Who is JDM?

there is no way hammer would ever ban you

the hilarity that ensues when you defend the all star play of jeter this year is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[da55bums]

I'm bright enough to see the bus being driven over Jeter every day for no reason.

its not about a bus being driven over Jeter, Jeter is a HOFer, its just to get under the Jeter lovers skin...holy crap you don't get it at all, if we counted any other HOFers K's, it doesn't mean they aren't great players.

Can't believe your falling for this, DAILY. Banned? for what? missing the point?

 

[cezero]

its not about a bus being driven over Jeter, Jeter is a HOFer, its just to get under the Jeter lovers skin...holy crap you don't get it at all, if we counted any other HOFers K's, it doesn't mean they aren't great players.

Can't believe your falling for this, DAILY. Banned? for what? missing the point?

lol

he's never going to get it

 

[gandydancer]

After reading some of his responses, it certainly seems like I'm under his skin and he's ready to ban me. Who is JDM?

I can not speak for Hammer. I would actually be very upset with him if he banned you. You are entertaining us too much.

Little hint CSD. Usually the guy doing the defending is the one irritated Sure is not HD

No need to worry about JDM if you never were blessed with his ignorance.

 

[gandydancer]

its not about a bus being driven over Jeter, Jeter is a HOFer, its just to get under the Jeter lovers skin...holy crap you don't get it at all, if we counted any other HOFers K's, it doesn't mean they aren't great players.

Can't believe your falling for this, DAILY. Banned? for what? missing the point?

Guess you could say he missed the bus.

 

[CSD]

there is no way hammer would ever ban you

the hilarity that ensues when you defend the all star play of jeter this year is the gift that keeps on giving

There was other threads besides this one where I can sense Mr. HammerDown getting very upset with my posts. I can tell he has limited patience for people with colorful personalities.

its not about a bus being driven over Jeter, Jeter is a HOFer, its just to get under the Jeter lovers skin...holy crap you don't get it at all, if we counted any other HOFers K's, it doesn't mean they aren't great players.

Can't believe your falling for this, DAILY. Banned? for what? missing the point?

Please go back to your AL Central thread. Adults are playing here. Obviously this thread is maintained daily for LOL's and I'm going to continue ribbing on the Jete haters to simply pass the time on my days off. Do you honestly think I get upset and want to throw bricks when responding to this gem of a thread!? This shit is mildly entertaining for me. Reverse psychology bitch, learn when to decipher it.

lol

he's never going to get it

You do realize I'm two steps ahead of you, right?

I can not speak for Hammer. I would actually be very upset with him if he banned you. You are entertaining us too much.

Little hint CSD. Usually the guy doing the defending is the one irritated Sure is not HD

No need to worry about JDM if you never were blessed with his ignorance.

Yes I'm very 'irritated.' Grrrrrrrrrr

So was this JDM guy worse than dougie?

Guess you could say he missed the bus.

I did miss the bus back in high school more times than I care to remember. Mama and papa got very mad!

 

[da55bums]

Please go back to your AL Central thread. Adults are playing here. Obviously this thread is maintained daily for LOL's and I'm going to continue ribbing on the Jete haters to simply pass the time on my days off. Do you honestly think I get upset and want to throw bricks when responding to this gem of a thread!? This shit is mildly entertaining for me. Reverse psychology bitch, learn when to decipher it.




You do realize I'm two steps ahead of you, right?


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yeah, now its reverse psychology, after giving the wrong answer, got ya, very adultish.

Your two steps ahead alright, can't keep up with your spinning skill set.

and yes you get upset on this thread, all you have to do is be able to read to see it, guess thats what you mean by "reverse psyc"...tell them "I don't get upset" when you mean otherwise.

 

[CSD]

 

[cezero]

You do realize I'm two steps ahead of you, right?

lol

thank goodness for you

 

[HammerDown]

"Hammer is soo mindfucked by me. That's why I added him to my signature." - CSD

Truly beyond belief.

 

[HammerDown]

Only two more for the night. He's still in that 2-hole though.


18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1803
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

 

[gandydancer]

"Hammer is soo mindfucked by me. That's why I added him to my signature." - CSD

Truly beyond belief.

He use to have I think Doobie and me as tools he came across on the hoop.
At least you are called a favorite.

 

[gandydancer]

Only two more for the night. He's still in that 2-hole though.


18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1803
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

Should we start a pool on the date of 1820 or wait til it's closer?

 

[HammerDown]

"Hammer's never seen anything like me. He can't take much more." - CSD

 

[HammerDown]

Should we start a pool on the date of 1820 or wait til it's closer?

Well, hell! At the rate Jetes is going, we better get that started pretty quick.

 

[HammerDown]

"Jetes deserves to be in the 2-hole." - Girardi and CSD

 

[CSD]

"Hammer is soo mindfucked by me. That's why I added him to my signature." - CSD

Truly beyond belief.

I thought to myself, maybe if I change and dedicate my signature to you., you'll be happier and not threaten to ban me. So far so good.

He use to have I think Doobie and me as tools he came across on the hoop.
At least you are called a favorite.

Some members were getting their panties in a bunch over it, so I removed it. You took it in stride, so kudos to you.

"Hammer's never seen anything like me. He can't take much more." - CSD

Pretty much.

"Jetes deserves to be in the 2-hole." - Girardi and CSD

This is your best post to date in this thread. Two thumbs up!

 

[gandydancer]

"Hammer is soo mindfucked by me. That's why I added him to my signature." - CSD

Truly beyond belief.

Some members were getting their panties in a bunch over it, so I removed it. You took it in stride, so kudos to you.

CSD you truly are special. The reason I never protested me being included is the same sentiment as Hammer. We are in the 5" space between your ears. Not the other way.

I am not sure who lied to you and said you're witty and have a sense of humor. She must really love you, should be thankful she builds you up.

 

[HammerDown]

I didn't even sleep last night from all the mental anguish CSD has wrought.