Derek Jeter Strikeout Thread

[cezero]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1812
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1835
12. Tony Perez 1867

'Nother day, 'nother strikeout for Jetes. He's on pace to overtake Tony Perez unless the Yanks tank and he starts sitting every other day.

i kind of like the idea of him being lucky number 13 on the all time list, so i'll be okay if he doesn't achieve the top 12.

 

[cezero]

El Capitan TIES Manny Ramirez with a whopping ONE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN major league K's!!!!!!!!!!

I'll leave the honor of adjusting the chart to somebody else.

 

[HammerDown]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
15. DereK Jeter 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1835
12. Tony Perez 1867

'Nother day, 'nother strikeout for Jetes.

"A magician!"

 

[HammerDown]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. Manny Ramirez 1813
15. DereK Jeter 1814
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1840
12. Tony Perez 1867


I just updated the numbers and this pretty much assures that Jetes will at least take 13th place.

 

[gandydancer]

That is the first K of the series

 

[HammerDown]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
14. DereK Jeter 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1840
12. Tony Perez 1867

The guy is a strikeout machine!!!

 

[da55bums]

just can't believe how many home runs are on the list around him.

 

[HammerDown]

just can't believe how many home runs are on the list around him.

"Jetes could hit as many HRs as he wants to but he's too humble to draw attention to himself."

 

[HammerDown]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
14. DereK Jeter 1819
13. Bobby Abreu 1840
12. Tony Perez 1867

 

[navamind]

"Jetes could hit as many HRs as he wants to but he's too humble to draw attention to himself."

I think you're mixing him up with Ichiro!

 

[gandydancer]

This thread is not as fun with CSD gone.

 

[always]

38 years old
never been married
never fathered a child
never co-habited with a woman
no woman anywhere claims to have had sex with him

97% of men aged 38 or older, who have never been married to a woman and/or fathered a child, are gay

Derek Jeter can get 10's. That's the world he lives in. His fame, wealth and class give him that opportunity. He has classy 10's lining up to get with him. Maybe he wants more than 1 woman....

 

[Indrid Cold]

38 years old
never been married
never fathered a child
never co-habited with a woman
no woman anywhere claims to have had sex with him

97% of men aged 38 or older, who have never been married to a woman and/or fathered a child, are gay

Jetes is so good at disciplining his image that he could have fathered 25 children and nobody would know about it other than the mommies.
Maybe he's just infertile?
I read a great post on another website supposedly quoting a woman who had gone through the Jetes nightclub/invitation/limo/bang/limo/gift basket cycle twice and he didn't show the slightest signs of recognizing her from the first time...she said every detail was exactly the same, from the "What are your hopes? What are your dreams?" pickup line to Jetes lying on the bed in jeans w/ no shirt when she arrived to the items in the basket.
Certainly could have been an internet fantasy, but I'd honestly guess that Jetes would have gotten a beard like Richard Gere did with Cindy Crawford if he was trying to cover up being gay.

 

[steveringo]

I just noticed his OBP was .308 and his SLG was .312...

 

[Indrid Cold]

I just noticed his OBP was .308 and his SLG was .312...

So, he's roughly as productive with the bat as the much maligned Xander Bogaerts...

 

[HammerDown]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
14. DereK Jeter 1827
13. Bobby Abreu 1840
12. Tony Perez 1867


"Selfless professional. Never cared about his numbers. Sacrifices for his team and teammates."

 

[steveringo]

The indisputable selfishness of Derek Jeter - SBNation.com

 

[HammerDown]

The indisputable selfishness of Derek Jeter - SBNation.com

Derek Jeter is often portrayed as the perfect team player, but the inevitably poor production of his age-40 season is putting the Yankees in a bind from which only he can free it.

And this from a guy who admits to loving the Mariano worship last season? Wow, Jeter is one gigantic selfish asshole. He's handcuffed that team.

 

[gandydancer]

Have you noticed that the more CSD posts, the more Jetes strikes out?

Almost no fun without whiny ass CSD here protecting the ever so awesome capin

Jetes still climbing the list without his biggest fan present.

 

[cezero]

so close to number 13 on the all time list

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN