Derek Jeter Strikeout Thread

[HammerDown]

You seem a bit jealous.

The man makes $130,000 a game. Yes, I'm jealous.

I'm defending a hall of famer on the team I support, is that a bad thing?

You're not very bright are you, CSD? You still don't understand what this thread is about.

 

[CSD]

we're all pretty used to all star voting being a national joke, and are unsurprised that el capitan is starting the all star game.

5th worst among starting AL shortstops in BA

Derek is batting .272 which is 5th best among 12 qualified starting AL shortstops.

12th worst among starting AL shortstops in SLG
9th in SLG

Is he 12th or 9th?

11th in WAR

Derek is 9th in WAR.

Please use your magnifying glass next time you look up Derek's stats.

Jeter is going to tarnish the ASG game this year and turn it into a circus. Disgusting!

Is someone forcing you to watch?

You're not very bright are you, CSD? You still don't understand what this thread is about.

I'm bright enough to see the bus being driven over Jeter every day for no reason.

 

[gandydancer]

I'm bright enough to see the bus being driven over Jeter every day for no reason.

Better to be the driver than a passenger CSD

 

[dougplayer]

his hits barely make it to the out field grass on the fly!! still. that many Ks for a singles hitter??? awesomeless

 

[HammerDown]

I'm bright enough to see the bus being driven over Jeter every day for no reason.

And you're here to white knight for Jeter, right?

 

[HammerDown]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1800
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

 

[Chef99]

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1800
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

Cuervo time!

 

[HammerDown]

...and just that quick!

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1801
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

 

[cezero]

csd really thinks her stats are correct

hilarious

 

[cezero]

...and just that quick!

18. Bobby Bonds 1757
17. Ken Griffey Jr 1779
16. DereK Jeter 1801
15. Manny Ramirez 1813
14. Dave Kingman 1816
13. Bobby Abreu 1819
12. Tony Perez 1867

oh captain my captain!

 

[cezero]

what will we do when el capitan solidifies himself as the 13th greatest strikeout artist of all time?

 

[gandydancer]

what will we do when el capitan solidifies himself as the 13th greatest strikeout artist of all time?

 

[gandydancer]

I found a forum CSD visited

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080708141417AAwHkqL

 

[cezero]

I found a website CSD visited

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080708141417AAwHkqL

you just know that the walls of his parent's basement is littered with these:

Derek Jeter - New York Yankees - MLB

 

[gandydancer]

That is actually on the ceiling. He has to fall asleep to Jetes.

 

[CSD]

And you're here to white knight for Jeter, right?

Nope, just get under your skin. Mission accomplished.

csd really thinks her stats are correct

hilarious

Not my stats cezero, they are taken right from ESPN.

 

[gandydancer]

Is he 12th or 9th?

When you talking about 12 guys being ranked does it matter?

It is 12th by the way.

 

[cezero]

they are taken right from ESPN.

6th in AVG for SS
12th in SLG
14th in Extra Base Hits
11th in OPS
10th in WAR

He is in the top 5 for hitting into double plays.

El Capitan!!!!!!!

ALL STAR STARTING MATERIAL

 

[gandydancer]

Nope, just get under your skin. Mission accomplished.

He has too much fun with you to be considered JDM or the likes.

 

[cezero]

He has too much fun with you to be considered JDM or the likes.

he comes on here and gets toyed with mercilessly, and actually thinks he's getting under anybody's skin

love it