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dude, eggs man, those things are expensive. i was at the store yesterday and they wanted like $4 for a dozen. i love me my eggs though, might need to start buying them up at Sams club though in large quantities.


Yup. Fucking Iowegians bird flu.

I'm seeing predictions of $6 a dozen in the near future. I use a lot of eggs. Thankfully my sister (health food nut) raises her own chickens here in town, so as long as I show up with egg cartons I can get what I need. Thinking about raising them myself though.
 

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I just ate a 15 egg white omelet. My question is who here thinks they can best that.

so you think you're better than me ?

I was served a three egg omelette by a beautiful woman who showered while I slept in. No, I don't think I am better than you, but I am good enough for me. For the record, the naked woman was NOT my mother.
 

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I have to lose about 80 pounds doctors orders and my chickens have not laid any eggs this year at all so I don't know what's going on there
 

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I have to lose about 80 pounds doctors orders and my chickens have not laid any eggs this year at all so I don't know what's going on there

They're probably roosters.

Do you milk bulls too?
 

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You heard it here first, folks. He milks dicks.

I would like to say it's a surprise but then remembered it was HP52. I mean the guy eats egg whites for crying out loud. :tsk:
 

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I once eat 2.5 pounds of bacon and a whole loaf of bread for toast. That was after I got stoned, played guitar and then stared at ceiling fan for awhile
 

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I was once so high that I was looking at the ground and I saw this little black thing hopping around.. and I thought "that is the smallest frog I have ever seen" turned out it was a baby cricket...
 

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you guys I can't help it, I'm in love. I'm in love with a girl who's a vegetarian and so that pretty much means I'm turning into a vegetarian. Its cool because she's the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world.
 

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vegans don't. vegetarians sometimes do.

vegetarians can be weird and it usually depends on why they are vegetarians. I remember asking someone once why they were vegetarian and everyone looked at me like i just murdered someone when i asked it, but there has to be a reason. for some it's treatment of animals. so usually eggs aren't a problem because a chicken isn't harmed. for others it's taste, they just aren't into meat anymore, these will usually avoid eggs in my experience. For others it's more religious sort of thing, that varies.
 

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vegans don't. vegetarians sometimes do.

vegetarians can be weird and it usually depends on why they are vegetarians. I remember asking someone once why they were vegetarian and everyone looked at me like i just murdered someone when i asked it, but there has to be a reason. for some it's treatment of animals. so usually eggs aren't a problem because a chicken isn't harmed. for others it's taste, they just aren't into meat anymore, these will usually avoid eggs in my experience. For others it's more religious sort of thing, that varies.

Fourth reason, they are a feg
 

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I'm a 9th-degree vegan, I don't eat anything that cast a shadow.
 

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You do realize that vegetarians don't eat eggs?


Man If only there was a way to find out. Some sort of a all knowing device that could connect facts from around the world and put them in the palm of your hand, Or lap or desk.
 

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what do you call someone that doesn't eat vegan food and only meat and eggs and chocloate
 
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