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Yankees Torpedo Bats

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They look like little league aluminum bats
 

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They are apparently legal and the whole league is now ordering them LOL
 

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I'm surprised there weren't more stringent regulations as to the bat barrel dimensions. Good find by the Yanks.
 

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I'm surprised there weren't more stringent regulations as to the bat barrel dimensions. Good find by the Yanks.
Have to think this is another way for the league to get more home runs and offense without juicing the ball, no wonder they approved them lol
 

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They are apparently legal and the whole league is now ordering them LOL
How long until they arrive across the league? Trying to gauge how long the Mariners' FO has to use a new excuse for why the offense fucking sucks...
 

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They can have all the bats they want.

What they should work on is bigger gloves!

:dhd:
 

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How long until they arrive across the league? Trying to gauge how long the Mariners' FO has to use a new excuse for why the offense fucking sucks...
I have no idea how long lol, be interesting to see if everyone starts hitting more homers. The Yankees hit 15 home runs in their first 3 games LOL
 

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Royals don’t seem to be having a problem with the Brewers pitchers either. Is 8-0 right now.
 

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Elly De La Cruz had a monster game last night, using a torpedo bat. Single, double two homers, 7 RBI's. Are pitchers going o spend the season quoting Admiral David Farragut? "Damn the torpedoes"
 

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They need to make a movie on this with Brad Pitt playing Yank's GM Brian Cashman and Jonah Hill playing this MIT physicist inventor guy.

They can call it "Moneybat"!

:behindsofa:

Someone ban Gman... :pound:
 

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How long until they arrive across the league? Trying to gauge how long the Mariners' FO has to use a new excuse for why the offense fucking sucks...

Knowing the Mariners, our betting average will probably go down with these things...
 
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