Yankees keep losing (4 gaffs in a row) Sox maintain first & Josh Sale loves Strippers

[Kate Upton]

Cleveland must be stealing signs again

 

[gener8tr]

Self - lets bring Elisha and Carla to meet Gen

Maybe we can get Mila to show up for him

That would not suck, fellas!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Dustin Pedroia just dove on the floor turning a DP

Cant make this stuff up

Hi Gays

 

[CowboyB]

Next weekend, Cowboy... too bad you weren't coming up. You could have stayed at my place and came to Seattle with us.

Yeah they have me going to San Fran this weekend leaving next friday. Trying to get a hold of this Salem oregon company.

 

[Kate Upton]

Dustin Pedroia just dove on the floor turning a DP

Cant make this stuff up

Hi Gays

 

[gener8tr]

Dustin Pedroia just dove on the floor turning a DP

Cant make this stuff up

Hi Gays

Are you up-to-date on current events, Dirt?

 

[CowboyB]

It is fucking beautiful outside now. If they don't play this game tonight it is a conspiracy to not have to use Wacha.

(edit) I realize I need to utilize the LOL much more because your sarcasm meters suck.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Are you up-to-date on current events, Dirt?

Was up at the bar all day, had a break in last night, normal occurrence...

Rock sent me a text about Uno suing people, didnt really have time time to chat

Whats the shortest version?

 

[Zig]

It is fucking beautiful outside now. If they don't play this game tonight it is a conspiracy to not have to use Wacha.

(edit) I realize I need to utilize the LOL much more because your sarcasm meters suck.

FD chatters are saying 8:15 start. A lot of lying happens in there tho

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

LMAO

Awesome

 

[Kate Upton]

Was up at the bar all day, had a break in last night, normal occurrence...

Rock sent me a text about Uno suing people, didnt really have time time to chat

Whats the shortest version?

Uno got banned...permanently

 

[blade]

Self - lets bring Elisha and Carla to meet Gen

Maybe we can get Mila to show up for him

He'd like Mila. She's a Jhoo and Fraudkee* fans are all Jhoos, even if they aren't Jhoos. And, she gets freaky.

 

[CowboyB]

FD chatters are saying 8:15 start. A lot of lying happens in there tho

I am in the county so I can see it taking a little longer but damn another 35 minutes?

 

[Zig]

Was up at the bar all day, had a break in last night, normal occurrence...

I don;t know what a nice boy like you is doing in that crap hole

 

[blade]

I don't remember right now, but Sunday is Felix vs. Sasoon... yeah, I'll skip that one.

I used to make sure I was there when Mussina pitched. Dude seemed to always throw well in Seattle.

It's going to be Kuroda versus Bonderman or Noesi. Fraudkees* should win that game by a couple of touchdowns. You're picking the right game to go to.

 

[black francis]

sent a text about a poster getting banned?

 

[Zig]

Jeremy Bonderman is still alive?

huh

 

[gener8tr]

It's going to be Kuroda versus Bonderman or Noesi. Fraudkees* should win that game by a couple of touchdowns. You're picking the right game to go to.

I always do... Yankees usually go 1-2 in Seattle and I see the 1... Yep, I cherry-pick and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

 

[blade]

Uno got banned...permanently

Yep. It's VP's and Pete's fault. They never should have steered us to this place. Next time I think someone else should lead the wagon train.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Uno got banned...permanently

That sucks...We are down to like 3 Yankee fans now in this joint.....Shut it


I get a live feed from the bar to my home PC.....I get a call at 4am from the cops that the alarm went off at the bar...

I go to the videotape......Guy comes through the roof, they always do, and literally falls about 17 feet, smashes his face into the bartop and just crashed to the floor lifeless...HILARIOUS, weve watched it about 700 times, i need to link that in here

I drive to the bar, let the cops in, the guy is still laying there moaning and groaning, he broke everything (in his body)