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"Bob Dylan can't sing!"

In other news, water is wet.



Dylan is the man. I can't even take you seriously if you hate Dylan. That's like saying you hate Abraham Lincoln or the fucking Wright Brothers!?
 

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Gratetful Dead, fall of 1978 at Red Rocks Amphitheater.

Terrific venue, yet the absolute shittiest show I've ever been to. There was not enough drugs in Colorado to make that concert fun.
 

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"Bob Dylan can't sing!"

In other news, water is wet.



Dylan is the man. I can't even take you seriously if you hate Dylan. That's like saying you hate Abraham Lincoln or the fucking Wright Brothers!?


I like Abe Lincoln and the Wright Brothers because they were good enough to get someone else to sing their tunes :thumb:
 

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Poison, Twisted Sister, Cinderella, Dokken, Skid Row.. need I go on. Just pick one of their songs. For the most part the Hair Metal from the 80's sucks the big one.


I don't think Twisted Sister or Dokken belong with the others you listed, Twisted Sister actually had some good songs that weren't just fluff and George Lynch was a great guitarist for Dokken...
 

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I don't think Twisted Sister or Dokken belong with the others you listed, Twisted Sister actually had some good songs that weren't just fluff and George Lynch was a great guitarist for Dokken...


Yup. Twisted Sister rules. Dee Snider is fucking awesome and played a major role in sticking it up Tipper's Gore's cornhole when it comes to censorship.

Lynch is legit too.
 

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"Bob Dylan can't sing!"

In other news, water is wet.



Dylan is the man. I can't even take you seriously if you hate Dylan. That's like saying you hate Abraham Lincoln or the fucking Wright Brothers!?

Dylan is a poofy-headed shit who shouldve hired a singer for his songs. When he sings all I hear is, "bewww-b'bewww-bewwwwww, b-b-b-bEEEWWwww!"
 

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Dylan is a poofy-headed shit who shouldve hired a singer for his songs. When he sings all I hear is, "bewww-b'bewww-bewwwwww, b-b-b-bEEEWWwww!"


Doesn't matter. Tom Petty can't sing and I like him. Les Claypool can't sing and I love Primus.


Dylan is literally on the Mt. Rushmore of music. His Influence cannot even be measured IMO. Without Dylan, there is a distinct possibility that the Beatles keep writing sappy I wanna hold your hand bullshit, and never get to Sgt. Peppers. I don't even wanna know what weird 3rd Reich shit the world would've become in that dystopian reality.
 

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Doesn't matter. Tom Petty can't sing and I like him. Les Claypool can't sing and I love Primus.


Dylan is literally on the Mt. Rushmore of music. His Influence cannot even be measured IMO. Without Dylan, there is a distinct possibility that the Beatles keep writing sappy I wanna hold your hand bullshit, and never get to Sgt. Peppers. I don't even wanna know what weird 3rd Reich shit the world would've become in that dystopian reality.

Tom Petty is a far better singer than dylan (and thats not saying much). And claypool is such a badass bass player, no one cares about his vocals.
 

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For realz tho...his voice grates and so does the harmonica at times, but his songwriting had such a huge influence on everything since.

He's a living legend.
 

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"Bob Dylan can't sing!"

In other news, water is wet.



Dylan is the man. I can't even take you seriously if you hate Dylan. That's like saying you hate Abraham Lincoln or the fucking Wright Brothers!?
Seriously. Some people just have no taste... also, fuck you for talking shit about any REM song. :finger:
 

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I never said I was anti Springstein, dunces, but Born To Run is ear breakingly horrid in exactly the way I described in the OP
 
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