Worst night of baseball ever

[JohnU]

Combining a perfect storm today, every team I wanted to win -- lost.
Every team I wanted to lose -- won.
It's a total OH-fer.

 

[Redsfan1507]

It happens.

The first time I ever went to a Dog Track, I'd already had too much to drink before I arrived. I saw one dog come down the tunnel and took a huge dump just before going to the gate. Figuring he would be lighter than the rest, I bet on him to win...and he did. I lost the rest of my cash that night, never picking another winner, before I realized ALL the dogs probably shit somewhere before they race. Sometimes, were probably better off just liking the dog, before we ruin it by placing unrealistic expectations on both.

 

[WvuDieHard]

ROFLMAO--I did the same thing in FLA. The dog comes out and takes a massive dump and then proceeded to finish dead last. What a piece of shit. That was a $100 dump and I got deked.

 

[JohnU]

I kinda wish the Birds and the Parrots were in a dumping mood.
The odds of the Reds catching both teams continues to go up with the speed of the shittiest dog.
Getting to 2nd place now would be nice but I see that the Birds, after they finished Miami, now get Houston for three and the Cubs after that. I love to hear them whine about the schedules.