Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

[Gatorchip]

Grease 2 is totally in the running for worst movie ever imo.

He's a coo ooo ooo ooo ool riider. He's a coo ooo ooo ooo ool riider!

My sister watched these so much as we grew up. Can't say I hated them (Because of the women), but I did get tired of hearing these song so much.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I amazed to see Blade Runner on here, it's one of my all time favorites. Different strokes...

I never watched it when it came out because of the horrible reviews. A few years ago, I finally read the PKD book, which was great, so then I netflicked the film.

Of course, I didn't like it as good as the novel, but it wasn't SO bad. I liked the whole film noir angle. But Harrison Ford is probably the least talented actor in hollywood history.

 

[SDPaddlefish]

Speed 2: Cruise Control. Big budget, big name actors, absolutely horrid movie.

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

What an utter piece of crap this movie was...I don't think I've ever been able to sit though more than 5-10 minutes of it...

 

[Bulletz]

Only saw the first Madea and it was God awful. I can only assume the next 5 or so got progressively worse. Thing is, Tyler Perry is really talented, but guess I can't blame him for taking advantage of a money grab.

 

[moxie]

Gerry.

 

[Gatorchip]

Harrison Ford is probably the least talented actor in hollywood history.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

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What an utter piece of crap this movie was...I don't think I've ever been able to sit though more than 5-10 minutes of it...

Phew...saw that with a couple of my cousins, we walked out and snuck into Hudson Hawk. After that, we gave up movies.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

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Honestly, the best movie he ever did was Regarding Henry, where he "pretended" to be a guy who got shot retarded

 

[UVA_Guy81]

These are three of the worst movies I can remember:






Not even a topless Ashley Judd could save this movie from being completely horrible.

 

[beardown07]

If we're going just straight up turrble movies...this one takes the cake.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Wow ... Caddyshack 2 , that could be the record for the biggest gap in popularity between a movie and it's sequel


They only thing close that comes to mind is Major league.

When I bought Slap Shot on DVD years ago it was actually significantly cheaper to buy it as a package with the sequel.

 

[Gatorchip]

Phew...saw that with a couple of my cousins, we walked out and snuck into Hudson Hawk. After that, we gave up movies.

Wow... what a rotten combination!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Not even a topless Ashley Judd could save this movie from being completely horrible

No wonder they said she was "mesmerizing"

 

[antone112]

Harsh Times

 

[flyerhawk]

Phew...saw that with a couple of my cousins, we walked out and snuck into Hudson Hawk. After that, we gave up movies.

I didn't see Hudson Hawk in the theaters which may have soured me but I thought that movie was hilariously bad by design.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I didn't see Hudson Hawk in the theaters which may have soured me but I thought that movie was hilariously bad by design.

Maybe so, but it was so awful that, to this day, whenever I see Danny Aiello I give him shit about that movie.

 

[Innermind]

But Harrison Ford is probably the least talented actor in hollywood history.

There are much worse:

Hayden Christensen
Orlando Bloom
Keanu Reeves
Brendan Fraser
Ashton Kutcher
Gerard Butler

Then you have your 'action stars', who are not really actors, but try to be ---- such as Bruce Lee, Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, etc.


Ford is certainly not a great actor, but he is not nearly as bad as some of the folks I mentioned above. I actually enjoyed Ford in:
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Force 10 from Navarone
Witness
Presumed Innocent
Regarding Henry
Patriot Games
The Fugitive
Air Force One

 

[chf]

Blade Runner?

Heh. Holy hell.

 

[chf]

In the Name of the King



How Boll got those actors is astounding. Simply godawful. The only worse movies I've ever seen were ones where you could see the boom mic in shots (ie student or beginner or amateur stuff)