Worst Movies You've Ever Seen

[jakedog56]

If you want to talk actual bad A-list movies with decent budgets, I submit:

Son of Mask- $84 million
Gigli- $54 million
Battlefield Earth- $44 million

 

[RobToxin]

A steaming pile of dinosaur shit that was unfunny, unoriginal and uninteresting.

 

[Gatorchip]

 

[outofyourmind]

Only movie I ever walked out of it was so terrible.

"The Thin Red Line"

Packed with A-list actors.
Complete garbage.

 

[Cyder]

Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest. The first one was solid but the sequel could have been the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.

Also, the 2nd Highlander Movie. It was so damn bad it almost ruined the first one.

 

[Davis_Mike]

Son of the Mask

 

[R.J. MacReady]

All she has to do is make me watch that movie and I'll kill myself.

That won't work. I'm told there is a "trophy" stipulation.

 

[Clayton]

There's a large chasm between 'bad' and 'torture'.

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This is pure torture.

Grease 2 is totally in the running for worst movie ever imo.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest. The first one was solid but the sequel could have been the worst piece of shit I've ever seen.

Also, the 2nd Highlander Movie. It was so damn bad it almost ruined the first one.

I think the first one was the black pearl or something.


and possibly the hottest the Keira Knightley ever looked.

... has posted photos but decided to put them on NSFW instead.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Howard the Duck.

 

[Cyder]

Grease 2 is totally in the running for worst movie ever imo.

Good choice. One of the worst pieces of shit ever made.

 

[Cyder]

I think the first one was the black pearl or something.


and possibly the hottest the Keira Knightley ever looked.

... has posted photos but decided to put them on NSFW instead.

The first one was "The Curse of the Black Pearl". Good movie.

While we're on the subject of awful sequels

Caddyshack II. An absolute, fucking, disgrace

 

[RP-29]

Grease 2 is totally in the running for worst movie ever imo.

Grease 2 may look like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I'd never watch the filthy muthaphuka.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

The first one was "The Curse of the Black Pearl". Good movie.

While we're on the subject of awful sequels

Caddyshack II. An absolute, fucking, disgrace

Wow ... Caddyshack 2 , that could be the record for the biggest gap in popularity between a movie and it's sequel


They only thing close that comes to mind is Major league.

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Night of the Blood Monster, back when I was a kid in the 70s. This was the poster outside the theater. SPOILER ALERT: there was no Blood Monster.

 

[Dolemite censored]

The Da Vinci Code.

You can tell its bad when the secret to the puzzle you searched for the whole movie was standing right next to you all the time.

 

[Clayton]

Grease 2 may look like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I'd never watch the filthy muthaphuka.

I'll 'Mystery Science Theater' through some bad movies but when my gf and I sat down to watch Grease 2 it was all:




I think I only made it halfway through.

 

[RP-29]

I'll 'Mystery Science Theater' through some bad movies but when my gf and I sat down to watch Grease 2 it was all:

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I think I only made it halfway through.

Making it half way through is still 99.8% of the way farther than I would've. The moment the title of the movie appears, I'd leap out of my seat like stalking lion and rip all electronics cords out of the wall while unleashing a barrage of expletives that would make Samuel L. Jackson blush.

 

[beardown07]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Night of the Blood Monster, back when I was a kid in the 70s. This was the poster outside the theater. SPOILER ALERT: there was no Blood Monster.

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I'll give it 8/10 if skullhead pulls the sheets off the chick!!!

Goonies was spectacularly awful...read after the fact that the director actually encouraged the kids to scream the dialogue as fast as possible and all at the same time.

I amazed to see Blade Runner on here, it's one of my all time favorites. Different strokes...