Why can't Shaquille O'Neal get better work?

[CitySushi]

Can you imagine if he played in today's game and he didn't gain all that weight? He would possibly have a mid-range jumper and he would be getting 50 and 25 a night.

Bro have you seen him shoot freethrows? There's no chance he develops a mid-range game. But he would absolutely dominate in today's game. They still can't stop him.

 

[Breed]

 

[broncosmitty]

Has Kobe ever told him how his ass tastes?