Why can't Shaquille O'Neal get better work?

[Omar 382]

Brian Bosworth has those god-awful Fansville commercials, and I think he also plays that sheriff Hopper on Stranger Things. That should be Shaq squaring off against the secret government lab agents and those paranormal naked dog thingies from the alternate universe.

I weep for America.

That's Bosworth?!?!?! I could have sworn it was David Harbour, that guy from End of Watch and The Equalizer.... but Bosworth?!?!?!

If Brian Bosworth is getting leading roles in mega-hit Netflix series, then Shaq should at least be getting major speaking roles in future Tyler Perry films or something. Shit, he's talented enough- he could play the girlfriend to Perry's lesbian grandma.

This injustice will not stand.

 

[Breed]

We really need @Breed to weigh in on this one.

I read somewhere that Shaq's net worth is 400 million and that he's earning 20 mill a year annually at the moment. Plus didn't some security outfit get at Shaq. Wanting him to be their pitchman and Shaq said fuck that. I want in on the ground floor and he ended up with a percentage of all earnings or some shit.

In otherwords. Shaq ios doin alright.

 

[tabascojet]

Shaquille O'Neal gets a pedicure with Michael Strahan and Sara Haines!

shaq gives no fucks......

 

[SJ76]

I believe he had a rap album back in the day while playing b-ball. He’s a jack of all trades the Shaq diesel man

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

In otherwords. Shaq ios doin alright

It's not about the money!

I believe he had a rap album back in the day while playing b-ball. He’s a jack of all trades the Shaq diesel man

This. He's so much more than a handsome face who can dunk at will. The public is being robbed of all the Shaq that it deserves

 

[The Q]

It's not about the money!



This. He's so much more than a handsome face who can dunk at will. The public is being robbed of all the Shaq that it deserves

The Shaq shoes that came with a separate air pump were the best ever

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

The Shaq shoes that came with a separate air pump were the best ever

Now THOSE were some spots worthy of Shaq's visage

Remember the one where all those legends from the NBA were watching him, and he dunked and shattered the rim, then Kareem was like, "That's not good enough," and handed him a broom and dustpan?

 

[The Q]

Now THOSE were some spots worthy of Shaq's visage

Remember the one where all those legends from the NBA were watching him, and he dunked and shattered the rim, then Kareem was like, "That's not good enough," and handed him a broom and dustpan?

i need to find these shoes.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i need to find these shoes.

That's it! Man, I loved that spot.

I probably say "Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk" about 5-6 times a week

 

[Shoeshine Boy]

That's Bosworth?!?!?! I could have sworn it was David Harbour, that guy from End of Watch and The Equalizer.... but Bosworth?!?!?!

If Brian Bosworth is getting leading roles in mega-hit Netflix series, then Shaq should at least be getting major speaking roles in future Tyler Perry films or something. Shit, he's talented enough- he could play the girlfriend to Perry's lesbian grandma.

This injustice will not stand.

It is David Harbour.

 

[tabascojet]

That's it! Man, I loved that spot.

I probably say "Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk" about 5-6 times a week

i bet you still wearing beautymist panty hose too.....

 

[tabascojet]

Top 10 strangest sports endorsements of all time

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i bet you still wearing beautymist panty hose too.....

Nah, that ad came out before I was borned...or at least before I had realized I was borned. I don't recall much between the years 1970-1974

 

[Thruthefog]

Shaq is a total fraud. Had no game. Was just allowed to back over people.

 

[ATL96Steeler]

Them's some quality funds, no question...but whenever I see Shaq, he's only talking about how much pain he's in, or how ashy his skin has become. It's degrading and humiliating

He should be doing Trojan Magnum ads, at least

Shaq was selling Buicks, he sells insurance (the General...here locally anyway).

Actually for an ex player that's what, 10 yrs removed from playing Shaq is still raking in the endorsement cash that he doesn't need.

 

[ATL96Steeler]

Shaq is a total fraud. Had no game. Was just allowed to back over people.

Yeah he was bigger than most of his competition, but there have been other behemoths in the league...only one Shaq.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Shaq is a total fraud. Had no game. Was just allowed to back over people.

You SHUT yer damn WHORE MOUF

Shaq is a national treasure

 

[Shanemansj13]

Can you imagine if he played in today's game and he didn't gain all that weight? He would possibly have a mid-range jumper and he would be getting 50 and 25 a night.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Can you imagine if he played in today's game and he didn't gain all that weight? He would possibly have a mid-range jumper and he would be getting 50 and 25 a night.

At LEAST

there were a couple of guys who tried to play defense back then

 

[shopson67]

That's Bosworth?!?!?! I could have sworn it was David Harbour, that guy from End of Watch and The Equalizer.... but Bosworth?!?!?!

If Brian Bosworth is getting leading roles in mega-hit Netflix series, then Shaq should at least be getting major speaking roles in future Tyler Perry films or something. Shit, he's talented enough- he could play the girlfriend to Perry's lesbian grandma.

This injustice will not stand.

Shaq's films (where he doesn't just play himself):

What Men Want (2019, coming soon)
Uncle Drew (2018)
Show Dogs (2018, voice)
Blended (2014)
The Smurfs 2 (2013, voice)
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
Thunderstruck (2012)
The Wash (2001)
Steel (1997)
Kazaam (1996)
Blue Chips (1994)