Who scores the first goal of the season?

[puckhead]

More evidence.

From the NHL, here are the League’s best selling jerseys:

1. Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins
2. Auston Matthews, Toronto Maple Leafs
3. Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks
4. Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks
5. Connor McDavid, Edmonton Oilers
6. Henrik Lundqvist, New York Rangers
7. Alexander Ovechkin, Washington Capitals
8. Vladimir Tarasenko, St. Louis Blues
9. Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers
10. Shayne Gostisbehere, Philadelphia Flyers
11. Dylan Larkin, Detroit Red Wings
12. Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens
13. Rick Nash, New York Rangers
14. Patrice Bergeron, Boston Bruins
15. Ryan McDonagh, New York Rangers

They don't even fucking MAKE Bo Horvat jerseys

/maybe just an all star game glitch, but geez...

 

[Dacks]

Clearly you've never been to Pittsburgh. You need a weekday jersey, a business casual jersey, and a jersey for clubbing. Premier jerseys are fine for a barbeque on a Wednesday or around the house, but only a real dolt would go out on Saturday in a non-authentic.

Honestly, I wonder what percentage of those are gifts? All my friends and family know I'm a pens fan, so they occasionally buy me a jersey, and it's always Crosby. I have four now. (One is team Canada.) He's my favourite player, but I wouldn't mind a Malkin, or Letang, or a Kessel to piss off my in-laws from Toronto. I don't need four Crosby jerseys!