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What Franchise Would You Play For?

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Here's the rules:

1) You have to pick a franchise other than your favorite team,
2) You are a top 5 pick (have tons of natural talent) at any position,
3) It must make sense for that team (i.e, Green Bay is not drafting a QB)
4) You are paid the same regardless of position
5) Must SOMEWHAT fit your body mold. I'm 6'1" about 215 lbs, I'm not playing D/O-Line.

I'm a Seattle Seahawks fan, would play for San Diego as a WR. Rivers is arguably a top 5 QB, they definitely need some WR help, and I like the state, plus have some family down there.

Second option would be safety for Chicago (great history and live there now).

Always thought of myself as a WR/safety. Whenever I play ball with friends was always one of those positions (db or wr). Also like the idea of being a go to guy for your QB and anchor for your D.
 
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QB for the Texans. That team with good QB play is a contender again.
 

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Pats fan 5 11 255lbs play MLB for the Ravens Stay on East Coast and fill Ray Lewis spot but nastier. What gets by Ngata Ima waiting
 

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I'm a Steelers Fan... Probably would play QB since I pitched in baseball most of my life. 6'4" 230 lbs. Not fast enough to play WR since I'm slower than molasses, but I can heave the pigskin. Since someone already mentioned the Texans... Sign me up with either MIN or JAX. I would make it RAIN in MIN!! I'd rather die than be signed to Cleveland.

2nd option would be TE since I played TE/DE in high school football. I'd want to be paired with Gronk, Vernon Davis, or Jordan Cameron. "Sign me up with Cleveland!" - Said nobody ever... I'll go with 9ers. I never had the quickness to be great at DE, but I had long arms which helped.
 
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I'm a Steelers Fan... Probably would play QB since I pitched in baseball most of my life. 6'4" 230 lbs. Not fast enough to play WR since I'm slower than molasses, but I can heave the pigskin. Since someone already mentioned the Texans... Sign me up with either MIN or JAX. I would make it RAIN in MIN!! I'd rather die than be signed to Cleveland.

2nd option would be TE since I played TE/DE in high school football. I'd want to be paired with Gronk, Vernon Davis, or Jordan Cameron. "Sign me up with Cleveland!" - Said nobody ever... I'll go with 9ers. I never had the quickness to be great at DE, but I had long arms which helped.


Face do you choose lethal injection or play for the Browns?
 

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Face do you choose lethal injection or play for the Browns?

Well he did say he'd play QB and Cleveland is the place QBs go to die, so.... lol.
 

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Face do you choose lethal injection or play for the Browns?

If I was drafted by the browns I would announce my retirement.

But if I had to choose, I'd "play" for the Browns. I'd fake a career ending injury in preseason game 1 and take my millions to the Bahamas.
 

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If I was drafted by the browns I would announce my retirement.

But if I had to choose, I'd "play" for the Browns. I'd fake a career ending injury in preseason game 1 and take my millions to the Bahamas.

so in other words. You would pull a Ratliff. :lol:
 

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Honestly I think if you got to choose. you would look for where your family would live (Oakland is out) what teams are loyal to the players even if to a fault. (So New England would be out) So you could get three real good contracts out of them. & who has some of the best fan bases. Which would lead you to make more money outside of football (commercials & such)

So as far as family living I would look towards a southern team 1st (lighter winter/more sun)
Florida team might be nice

figure out which of those teams are most player friendly & if they are a football 1st sports town.
KC or New Orleans could be nice.
 

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I'm 5'10" 190, so I'm either a Doug Flutie type QB, a Welker type slot guy (maybe converted from QB?) or a DB.

The Steelers are always really my second team after Miami, so being drafted there at any of the position above would be fine (I'd be okay with being Big Ben's backup QB until his body finally gives up or he gets shitcanned for groping someone lol).
 

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Since I can't play for the best franchise in sports, second best?

San Francisco is is. :nod:
 

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Eagles fan....

I would play QB for the Browns. I would be absolute prick with the front office and be a serious voice for the loyal fans of Cleveland. I would lead them to great victories against the Raven's, and of course the Steelers......
 

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Gawd help the poor team that ended up with me. 6'2", 240 of former all-state wrestler. I'll play my former position from HS, middle linebacker, for the Steelers, but they'd better have some good coverage help behind me since I'd run about a 4.9 40 in my prime.
 

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5'11" 210... I'd be best fit at Safety.
Looks like the Bears, Lions, Ravens, Rams & Cowboys might need safeties... :thumbsdown:
Guess I'd have to go with the Bears or Rams.
 

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I'm a Steelers Fan... Probably would play QB since I pitched in baseball most of my life. 6'4" 230 lbs. Not fast enough to play WR since I'm slower than molasses, but I can heave the pigskin. Since someone already mentioned the Texans... Sign me up with either MIN or JAX. I would make it RAIN in MIN!! I'd rather die than be signed to Cleveland.

2nd option would be TE since I played TE/DE in high school football. I'd want to be paired with Gronk, Vernon Davis, or Jordan Cameron. "Sign me up with Cleveland!" - Said nobody ever... I'll go with 9ers. I never had the quickness to be great at DE, but I had long arms which helped.


I would rather the Vikings take you than Johnny Football.
 

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I'm 5'11 220 so strong safety might be a good fit, not as fast as I once was but I can still run a little. Chicago could use a safety.
 

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Hmmm, is Andy Reid's job up for grabs. That's the body mould I'm closest too.

Well considering I already said you're top 5 talent draft wise, you probably have a ton more muscle and great instincts lol.

I'm fairly slow, I would run like late 4s.... but I'm naturally getting a boost based on my criteria. I doubt there are many (if any folks) running 4.4s on these forums. Maybe some track stars back in the day, but if you ran a 4.4 in college football, you're getting pretty heavy looks unless your game is just horribad elsewhere.
 

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Well considering I already said you're top 5 talent draft wise, you probably have a ton more muscle and great instincts lol.

I'm fairly slow, I would run like late 4s.... but I'm naturally getting a boost based on my criteria. I doubt there are many (if any folks) running 4.4s on these forums. Maybe some track stars back in the day, but if you ran a 4.4 in college football, you're getting pretty heavy looks unless your game is just horribad elsewhere.

I'm 5'10" - 250. I had bullfrog legs back in the day. I'd play fullback. I wouldn't pick up much speed after I pancaked the safety on lead block but I'd love to see the son of a bitches face after he tried to hit me... I'm not easy to get off my feet.
I'd play for Denver because they're a good team and all the blame goes on Manning when the team blows it in the playoffs!
 

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6'3" 230. Outside Linebacker or Tight End. Would not play pro football under any circumstances. But I would sign a contract and blow the signing bonus before anyone realized I don't want to play football against giant asswhippers that can break me in half. Id like to waste The Bears first round pick if at all possible.
 
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