Wild Turkey
Sarcasm: Just one of my many services.
Tough tough and more tough
Cup cake compared to Auburn.
Tough tough and more tough
My beloved Cyclones OWN the State of Iowa
My Golden Gophers aren't going to win the Natty
My Badgers wear red
My Bellah Beahs have only played high school teams
My Gamecocks aren't going to get caught with their pants down again this season, like vs A&M
My Cal Golden Beahs are about to come crashing back to earth
My Demon Deacons might just be the worst team in the history of the American Premier League
My other 17 teams are meh