What are you going to be for Halloween?

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Was thinking about wearing some khakis and taping a sting ray to my chest and going as the crocodile hunter but wasn't sure if that was a little to much in bad taste

southpark did that in the satan sweet sixteen episode
It's time. Go for it. Don't puss out.

Tasteless is in the eye of the beholder..
'94 was a banner year for taking things just a liiiitle too far

Went to work (it was a bar, so was what was expected) as a post-shotgun-blast Kurt Cobain (died in April), and a friend of mine was a post throat-slice Nicole Brown Simpson (killed in June).
Both costumes complete with Hollywood style makeup/blood/gore...

Truly horrible. I know. Fuck 'em.


Too old for that foolishness now, my 3yr old will be Yoda, and I'll just be creepy old guy handing out candy.


wouldn't mind hitting a bar or two to see the holloween-whored-out 20somethings... but the Mrs. might have an issue with that. lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

My wife is super pregnant. She is gonna dress up like a nun and I'm going to be a priest. No shit, her idea.

I did a nun costume once.
Got great tips that night.
Along with a few hateful words about eternal damnation, hellfire, etc, blah blah blah

 

[juliansteed]

Hockey related? Well I've been toying with the idea of going as Cotton-Eye-Joe. I guess that's somewhat hockey related. I'll just get a shirt that says "Joe" and maybe an eye patch and maybe glue on some cotton balls or something. I realize the eye-patch is probably cotton already but it might just make it a bit more obvious.

If I don't do that I might take the lazy route and recylce my costume from last year. I was 1/2 of Kriss Kross. Not sure if I was the Daddy Mac or the Mac Daddy though. It seemed to be somewhat of a hit at the party I went to despite 1 glaring detail that was inaccurate.

I'd love to go as Stephen Hawking but that might require a bit too much effort and not sure I'd want to be confined to a wheelchair all night.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I'm going as Jessica Simpson because I'm not wearing any panties.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Truth is I'm probably going with the crocodile hunter costume but if I go as bettman I can confiscate both cash and drafts

 

[The Q stache]

I'm going to be tom cruise from top gun, not in a flight suit. but shirtless glistening with a volleyball

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I'm going to be tom cruise from top gun, not in a flight suit. but shirtless glistening with a volleyball

bold move, going with the gay version like that

 

[puckhead]

That guy's a dickhead...I can tell just by looking at him.

Chodo Boy! hilarious movie.
I still dig the fukme twins.

 

[puckhead]

I'd love to go as Stephen Hawking but that might require a bit too much effort and not sure I'd want to be confined to a wheelchair all night.

my buddy did that one yeah. fucking hilarious.
tilted over to one side the whole night and everything.

 

[The Q stache]

bold move, going with the gay version like that

Thats how I roll

 

[juliansteed]

my buddy did that one yeah. fucking hilarious.
tilted over to one side the whole night and everything.

Ha! That's hilarious. Maybe if I had access to a wheelchair I'd go for it. Did he come equipped with voice box and all?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I'll be taking a cab to the party.

 

[puckhead]

Ha! That's hilarious. Maybe if I had access to a wheelchair I'd go for it. Did he come equipped with voice box and all?

he had an old laptop on a cafeteria tray that was duct-taped to the arm of the chair. Didn't speak the whole night though.
just drank until his posture was about right for Hawking.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

he had an old laptop on a cafeteria tray that was duct-taped to the arm of the chair. Didn't speak the whole night though.
just drank until his posture was about right for Hawking.

That was an awesome, awesome visual.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I'd love to go as Stephen Hawking but that might require a bit too much effort and not sure I'd want to be confined to a wheelchair all night.

If you want, I could break your legs for ya?

That's up to you though.

 

[puckhead]

IPW, you should totally go as a zebra.

 

[IPostedWhat]

IPW, you should totally go as a zebra.

I was thinking about as a Human.

 

[popeyecv64]

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

The last time I went Trick or Treating was age 13. I usually went as Dracula. Since I had already decided this was going to be the last time I went out with a bang.

I got dressed up in a cheap suit with an ugly tie. Got a briefcase & went out in search of freaking out the neighborhood & CANDY of course.

Granted I wasn't expecting much candy on this night because of what I planned to do whenever the front door was opened.

I always got a wierd look from whoever opened the door. When I said "HI I'M FROM THE I.R.S.. I'M HERE TO AUDIT YOU. They were none too happy.

Surprisingly enough I did get a few laughs & some candy. It was my last halloween as a kid & one I'll never forget.

 

[Dacks]

My best friend was a pretty good actor, so senior year of high school I took him out trick or treating as my 'retarded cousin from out of town'. He was dressed in completely random stuff, and would just shuffle around, slur his speech, and, well, generally act retarded. I mean clinically retarded, not teenage retarded.

We'd show up at a door and get an angry look from the residents, but that would fade after I prompted my buddy with a "Now Bryan, what do you say?" and he made a mess of himself trying to say trick or treat. The reactions were pretty funny.

One old grandma invited us in for tea, and while "Bryan" acted retarded in a corner she told me what a good person I was. That made me feel kind of shitty, but the rest of the evening was hilarious.