What are you going to be for Halloween?

[SLY]

Theres funny, and then theres just plain stupid.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Just think about the Lions.

You sir, just earned yourself a boatload of rep.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Last year I made the best home-made costume I've ever done. Not because it was super extravagant, but it was pretty much picture perfect, and easy to wear to a party.

I was Speed Racer.

Unfortunately, despite hitting the above pose repeatedly during the night, nobody knew who I was. My gf was Lady Gaga, no-pants and everything, and was hit on all night. Turned out to be a sucky halloween.

The worst I've seen is a waterpolo teammate who put two cardboard wings on his arms and would go around headbutting people in the chest, asking if they were the World Trade Centre. Guy was a douche. This was in Canada, Halloween 2001. But he was American.

Sooooo hot. Not you Dacks, GaGa

 

[naslundfan19]

Myself

 

[flyersfan4706]

Yankees' Lidle killed in plane crash | MLB.com: News

Notice the date....it was definitely....TOO SOON!!!

Oh and eloco, F U, for not mentioning my return in the GDT post last night

Damn, I still remember that. Phils had just traded him.

 

[puckhead]

my daughter is letting me go as Snow White's dad,
even though "Snow White didn't even have a daddy, Daddy"

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Was thinking about wearing some khakis and taping a sting ray to my chest and going as the crocodile hunter but wasn't sure if that was a little to much in bad taste

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Think I may go as Gary Bettman though

 

[Automattic]

My wife is super pregnant. She is gonna dress up like a nun and I'm going to be a priest. No shit, her idea.

 

[IPostedWhat]

My wife is super pregnant. She is gonna dress up like a nun and I'm going to be a priest. No shit, her idea.

Yeah, like anyone is going to believe that a Priest wants anything to do with a woman sexually.

Having a bun in the Nun however might lead to a bad habit.

 

[dash]

Having a bun in the Nun however might lead to a bad habit.

I must confess, that's a great line...Can I get an A-men from the congregation?

 

[Automattic]

Don't ruin this for me, fellas. I might finally be able to bang a nun...

 

[RangersReds03]

The last time I dressed up for Halloween I was Dennis the Menace.

 

[naslundfan19]

My best costume was when I was Mario back in 3rd grade.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Don't ruin this for me, fellas. I might finally be able to bang a nun...

I know what you have planned for those Rosary beads, and yes, you are going to Hell for it.

I still have no clue about the other guy dressed as the Pope with a block of cheese, ice cubes, and a hamster.

It makes me sick that you can think of such things.

 

[Automattic]

I know what you have planned for those Rosary beads, and yes, you are going to Hell for it.

I still have no clue about the other guy dressed as the Pope with a block of cheese, ice cubes, and a hamster.

It makes me sick that you can think of such things.

You have your religion and I have mine.

 

[IPostedWhat]

You have your religion and I have mine.

In addition to my lunch, I am Losing My Religion.

 

[IPostedWhat]

And just to go along with the Rosary Beads comment earlier, watch this at the 2:20 mark.

I mean the whole clip is awesome, but that part pertains to what was said.

 

[postmaster]

How about the sidekick from Orgasmo:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How about the sidekick from Orgasmo:

That guy's a dickhead...I can tell just by looking at him.