Chewbaccer
Illustrious Potentate
Why?
Oh, I don't know, maybe crying anti semitism when he failed a drug test, trying to ruin a guy's career over his own fuckup. He was given a pass, people believed him, and then about a year later, he fails another PED test and gets suspended for over half a year.
You don't have a leg to stand on if you want to defend Ryan Braun.