WAKE UP BITCHES!!!

[Forty_Sixand2]

I just made a small pizza for the lady and I on a garlic nan and cracked a couple cottonwood pumpkin ales. Let the football begin. I have to drive to the shore at 4:30 though, and drive back tonight. PHHHUUUUU!!!!

 

[bamabear82]

It is...what did you think it was?

 

[BOTSLAYER]

It is hard to find and harvest vagina's that small but I pulled it off




It is shrimp

 

[bamabear82]

It is hard to find and harvest vagina's that small but I pulled it off




It is shrimp

 

[TigerBait1971]

It is hard to find and harvest vagina's that small but I pulled it off

let me know where you find them.....

uh...I mean so I can warn them......

 

[tech_iceman]

wtf is going on in here?

 

[The Derski]

tequila sunrise. ive been up since 6

 

[bamabear82]

let me know where you find them.....



uh...I mean so I can warn them......

 

[BOTSLAYER]

Just had to explain to catch a predator to my gf, i showed her the vagina lips stuff because there is a lot lost in translation but i am pretty sure her humor is fairly raunchy.

Also she explained to me the long history of drama that some of her friends have dating back to when they were 14 and 13 years ago. I explained to her that is why men think women are nuts, they remember that shit.

Lol i didnt explain shit, i love sex too much. I did mention it is slightly ridiculous to carry that shit for so long but was very careful to avoid a fight she will remember 13 years down the road.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

I am using pork rinds as crackers for pate

 

[BOTSLAYER]

Gf "you know how much i love you?"
Me "that you are watching football?"
Gf "i am pretending to watch football"
Me "good enough for me"

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

HEY HEY HEY!!! A glorious fucking day thus far!! I'm about buzzed up on beer and bloody marys and about to crack the bourbon!!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!

 

[TigerBait1971]

HEY HEY HEY!!! A glorious fucking day thus far!! I'm about buzzed up on beer and bloody marys and about to crack the bourbon!!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

And I caught the fishes!! About 30 of them bastards!! Only kept 20 though. This has been a very fine day!!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
My second favorite team!!
Good ole Rocky Top,
Rocky Top Tennessee.

 

[bamabear82]

And I caught the fishes!! About 30 of them bastards!! Only kept 20 though. This has been a very fine day!!

I'll be over shortly.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I'll be over shortly.

brang it! We can fry 'em up with some grits and hushpuppies and maybe a side of cole slaw.




Oh and don't forget the sweet pickles and sliced maters.

 

[bamabear82]

brang it! We can fry 'em up with some grits and hushpuppies and maybe a side of cole slaw.




Oh and don't forget the sweet pickles and sliced maters.

 

[BOTSLAYER]

 

[BOTSLAYER]

And I caught the fishes!! About 30 of them bastards!! Only kept 20 though. This has been a very fine day!!

what were you after? I miss fishing

also I am on the way to who ever's house is cooking, I will bring the whiskey, it is too late for bloody breakfast drinks