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UNLV is looking for a new football coach

Discussion in 'College Football Forum' started by Peter Gozintite, Dec 2, 2019 at 10:38 AM.

  1. tnapucco

    tnapucco Fair as fuck

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    Ok...I'll do it. But I'll need these things:
    1. A suite at least halfway up in the Bellagio with complimentary room service. IT MUST FACE THE POOL AREA.
    2. $1.825 million annual salary not including $5k per week "walking around" money.
    3. Company car. Must be new and have anti-lock brakes.
    4. 10+ room home in the Henderson area close to or on Lake Mead. Yes it needs to have a pool.
    5. 7 pair Khaki slacks.
    6. A whistle.
    7. A clipboard.
    8. A visor with team logo emblazened on the front.
     



  2. BoiseMike19

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    UNLV is moving in the right direction from a facility and environment standpoint. Even with a good hire they wont be world beaters in the next few years, but soil is fertile to get to the next level. Ya I typed "fertile".
     
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  3. Peter Gozintite

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    They should be competing for the MWC title in less than 5 years, but they wont, cuz dey UNLV, and dey got the sucks.
     
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    Prob need to clarify on that logo, OU not UNLV
     
  5. tnapucco

    tnapucco Fair as fuck

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    For over $2.5 mil a year in salary and benefits, it could be a Kotex logo for all I care.
     
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    Isn’t it about time for Charlie Weis to sign into another long contract.
     
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    That guy's a quitter
     
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    No shit, Chad Morris probably wouldn't be a bad hire. He is a good offensive mind, and he did a solid job at SMU, just think he's the type of coach that can do well at a smaller job, but isn't cut out for a P5 job(like Jim McElwain who was excellent at Colorado State, sucked at Florida and in his first year at CMU took them from 1-11 last season to 8-4 and playing for the MAC championship)
     
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  9. tnapucco

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    There are a lot of buffets in town... :think:
     
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    Brian Kelly would be perfect!
     
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    OregonDucks Oregon Is Faster

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    Chris Petersen is available

    LOL
     
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    Here's the name I've been seeing a lot.

    Someone should hear his analysis on how Baylor is a flashy offensive fast paced team with no defense this year
     
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    Vegas is made for Mike Leach. What a show that would be.

    Or take a flyer on a young guy that is from the high flying offense tree? Graham Harrell
     
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    UNLV vs Bishop Gorman ftw
     
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    Not as cheap as they used to be by a long shot. Still a joint downtown with the .99 cent shrimp cocktails as of last March though.
     
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    C'mon now, we need to at least give them a better fat man

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  17. Peter Gozintite

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    I would love that, but dont see it happening.
     
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    UNLV should go after a top HS coach. Preferably from a state with good recruiting.
     
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    Any big names are unrealistic. Even guys like Shiano or McElwain I can't see taking the job because of the money. Best bet is to try and get an up and coming coach imo.
     
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    Didn’t Schiano just sign back on with Rutgers?
     
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