Ok...I'll do it. But I'll need these things: 1. A suite at least halfway up in the Bellagio with complimentary room service. IT MUST FACE THE POOL AREA. 2. $1.825 million annual salary not including $5k per week "walking around" money. 3. Company car. Must be new and have anti-lock brakes. 4. 10+ room home in the Henderson area close to or on Lake Mead. Yes it needs to have a pool. 5. 7 pair Khaki slacks. 6. A whistle. 7. A clipboard. 8. A visor with team logo emblazened on the front.