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UNLV is looking for a new football coach

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Ok...I'll do it. But I'll need these things:
1. A suite at least halfway up in the Bellagio with complimentary room service. IT MUST FACE THE POOL AREA.
2. $1.825 million annual salary not including $5k per week "walking around" money.
3. Company car. Must be new and have anti-lock brakes.
4. 10+ room home in the Henderson area close to or on Lake Mead. Yes it needs to have a pool.
5. 7 pair Khaki slacks.
6. A whistle.
7. A clipboard.
8. A visor with team logo emblazened on the front.
 

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UNLV is moving in the right direction from a facility and environment standpoint. Even with a good hire they wont be world beaters in the next few years, but soil is fertile to get to the next level. Ya I typed "fertile".
 

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UNLV is moving in the right direction from a facility and environment standpoint. Even with a good hire they wont be world beaters in the next few years, but soil is fertile to get to the next level. Ya I typed "fertile".
They should be competing for the MWC title in less than 5 years, but they wont, cuz dey UNLV, and dey got the sucks.
 

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Ok...I'll do it. But I'll need these things:
1. A suite at least halfway up in the Bellagio with complimentary room service. IT MUST FACE THE POOL AREA.
2. $1.825 million annual salary not including $5k per week "walking around" money.
3. Company car. Must be new and have anti-lock brakes.
4. 10+ room home in the Henderson area close to or on Lake Mead. Yes it needs to have a pool.
5. 7 pair Khaki slacks.
6. A whistle.
7. A clipboard.
8. A visor with team logo emblazened on the front.

Prob need to clarify on that logo, OU not UNLV
 

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Isn’t it about time for Charlie Weis to sign into another long contract.
 

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No shit, Chad Morris probably wouldn't be a bad hire. He is a good offensive mind, and he did a solid job at SMU, just think he's the type of coach that can do well at a smaller job, but isn't cut out for a P5 job(like Jim McElwain who was excellent at Colorado State, sucked at Florida and in his first year at CMU took them from 1-11 last season to 8-4 and playing for the MAC championship)
 

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Brian Kelly would be perfect!
 

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Here's the name I've been seeing a lot.

Someone should hear his analysis on how Baylor is a flashy offensive fast paced team with no defense this year
 

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Suggestions?

They have a brand new practice facility, and will be playing in the Allegiant (Raiders) stadium.

fertitta football complex - Google Search

I am not delusional about the university, and am well aware of their shit past and program. I do think that they will have recruiting power that they have never had before with both new facilities. I dont even know who is available, but keep in mind they probably wont be spending a ton of money.

Who could you see taking a shot at the job, and bringing this never proud program, to winning the MWC?

#UNLVacancy
Vegas is made for Mike Leach. What a show that would be.

Or take a flyer on a young guy that is from the high flying offense tree? Graham Harrell
 

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UNLV should go after a top HS coach. Preferably from a state with good recruiting.
 

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Any big names are unrealistic. Even guys like Shiano or McElwain I can't see taking the job because of the money. Best bet is to try and get an up and coming coach imo.
 

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Any big names are unrealistic. Even guys like Shiano or McElwain I can't see taking the job because of the money. Best bet is to try and get an up and coming coach imo.
Didn’t Schiano just sign back on with Rutgers?
 
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