Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

At lunch I ran out to get a cup of coffee at the worlds emptiest coffee store. As I fixed my coffee up I struck up a conversation with the barista. She said she is a full time barista and brassy dame, and a part time investigator. She planned to be a police officer but had to leave the academy when the uncle that raised her went missing after a Neil Diamond concert.

She noticed my outfit and correctly surmised I was coming from fencing practice. I told her how I was an Olympic hopeful but a slow healing scrotal tear kept me out of action for the tryouts. We kind of laughed and said we should team up and solve crimes together.

A man at a nearby table lowered his newspaper and we could see he was Baltimore's chief of police!

"Its unorthodox" ,he said as he puffed on a large cheap cigar, "but what the hell?".

He deputized us on the spot and rented the office above the coffee shop for us. We work off the books and report directly to him. Not above the law, just a bit outside the law! First case just to test the waters - a mugging in Greektown.

"But what I really want to work on", she said, "is this." She slid a manila flder containing information about her uncle's disappearance. I grabbed the handle of my épée, nodded, and told her I was in.

"The Barista And The Fencer" coming to NBC fall 1984! En garde America!


*1984 person - "What the fuck is a barista?"

Awesome news! Les Moonves of CBS is very interested in this property. Screw all you losers! Like Starship - nothings going to stop me now!

 

[elocomotive]

How about a remake of The Great Escape - I know, I know, but hear me out - with Greg Kinnear in the lead!

I like it! If we can't get a production company behind it, I think we go female version and bring in Toni Collette.

 

[scoutyjones2]

How about a remake of The Great Escape - I know, I know, but hear me out - with Greg Kinnear in the lead!

That's about As Good As it gets!

 

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Sad day for wrestling as Nikolai Volkoff has passed away at the age of 70. Also, Jerry Lawler's son Brian Christopher attempted suicide and is on life support and not expected to live (only 46 years old).

 

[thedddd]

Sad day for wrestling as Nikolai Volkoff has passed away at the age of 70. Also, Jerry Lawler's son Brian Christopher attempted suicide and is on life support and not expected to live (only 46 years old).

I heard reports that he did pass away. Also Brickhouse Brown passed away so three professional wrestlers died today.

 

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The goalposts, they are a shiftin'

 

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This won't cause any problems...

 

[puckhead]

This won't cause any problems...

Rule #1. There is more than one faith. IF you want respect for yours, respect others'
Rule #2. Your religion is not fact. Whichever yours is.



also, can we start fitting some scientists into government agencies instead. please?

 

[Comeds]

Anybody got a good toupee I can borrow? Or know a good toupee maker who works fast? I have never been to any of my class reunions and I am going to a big one this weekend. I figure no one knows what I look like anymore so...

 

[dash]

Anybody got a good toupee I can borrow? Or know a good toupee maker who works fast? I have never been to any of my class reunions and I am going to a big one this weekend. I figure no one knows what I look like anymore so...

Gotta say, that's a nice yearbook photo comeds...

 

[Comeds]

Gotta say, that's a nice yearbook photo comeds...

The jerk store just called for you.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Anybody got a good toupee I can borrow? Or know a good toupee maker who works fast? I have never been to any of my class reunions and I am going to a big one this weekend. I figure no one knows what I look like anymore so...

Commercial is a bit old but I'm sure this guy is still around.

 

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Commercial is a bit old but I'm sure this guy is still around.

lol - Those toupees might be okay for swimming, but can't handle a strangling by phone cord.

 

[Comeds]

Also for any of the local people, if I can pay 3 or 4 of you to run into my reunion, grab me, and drag me kicking and screaming out of the building never to return - that could be funny too.

 

[mooger_35]

This is a great read.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/giuliani-knows-collusion-isnt-a-crimebut-conspiracy-is-and-trump-looks-guiltier-now

 

[elocomotive]

So... he enjoys watching innocent and decent people have their lives ruined?

That's the kind of things dictators secretly delight in.... this guy is just like "hey everyone, I love suffering."

Man, redneck America sucks. They just bring on all the worst things in American history.

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

Has Hannity taken a stick to Michael Cohen yet ??? I wonder why not? lol