Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[Darkstone42]

I like to tell all my saddest personal stories anonymously when I tell them on their internet, so you won't see this one on the Facebook or the Twitter. Buckle up. It's short and also not at all compelling.

I got a text from a friend asking if I wanted to go to a brewery with them. Obviously I did, as beer is my only remaining joy, so I said yes and then actually showered and dressed as an adult. Then my friend cancelled, but I'd already put more effort into dressing myself than anything not omelette related I'd done all day (I made an omelette for breakfast, like I do every morning. Six eggs. I'm not messing around), so I headed out on my own. Now I don't know what to do, so I'm drinking a beer alone in a bar with music way too loud for my old taste, posting this story to the Hoop.

Yinz are so lucky to have me.

*Apologies for typos. I'm bad at this on my phone. And I'm not proofreading my own sad story.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[mooger_35]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^
I saw “oh the huge manatee”

 

[mooger_35]

And congrats to France

 

[mooger_35]

Once again, poor goalkeeping

 

[mooger_35]

Oops wrong thread

And congrats to France

Once again, poor goalkeeping

 

[mooger_35]

Wow...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Trump congratulating putin on the world cup

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I feel like comeds is in someway involved here lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[sbb122]

JFC, he thinks the UK, England and Great Britain are all one and the same.

 

[Comeds]

I feel like comeds is in someway involved here lol

Nope, one of the stipulation of my parole agreement clearly states "no catfishing".

 

[thedddd]

Wow...

Here is his spook infowars site with that episode on the main page.
truthbrary

 

[puckhead]

wankmaggot is a great name for a band

 

[forty_three]

Trump congratulating putin on the world cup

 

[elocomotive]

We sit down with Billy Wayne Ruddick Jr., PhD! Cardi B and I talk Emmy nominations over Honey Smacks! We talk with Chipper, one of the woodchucks who ate Paul Ryan's car! Summer arts and crafts with Kevin Dillon! The cast of The Wizard Of Oz - where are they now? And for you senoirs out there - Meg Ryan tells you how to program the clock on your VCR! All that and more, so much fucking more, on SportsHoopla This Weekend!

Oh man... I was busy on Friday and totally forgot about arts and crafts with Kevin Dillon. Had been excited by the teasers all week!

 

[dash]

That's quite the argument (notice I'm not saying it's a good argument):

The argument from the Trump administration, announced Monday, is that Trump’s tariffs are legal but the retaliation is not.

“The actions taken by the president are wholly legitimate and fully justified as a matter of U.S. law and international trade rules. Instead of working with us to address a common problem, some of our trading partners have elected to respond with retaliatory tariffs designed to punish American workers, farmers and companies. These tariffs appear to breach each WTO Member’s commitments under the WTO Agreement,” U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer said in a statement.