Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[forty_three]

And Lincoln.


But another way to look at it is if the vast majority of people hate you, you *probably* did something to make that happen.

 

[Comeds]

We had a new person start here last week. His first morning as we were showing him around he made a hazelnut coffee. Joking around I started calling him Hazelnut, then shortened to Hazel. Long story short, guess who has a meeting with HR this afternoon.



I wonder why I never get invited to work happy hours….

 

[dash]

We had a new person start here last week. His first morning as we were showing him around he made a hazelnut coffee. Joking around I started calling him Hazelnut, then shortened to Hazel. Long story short, guess who has a meeting with HR this afternoon.



I wonder why I never get invited to work happy hours….

The gatorade bucket drop was a bit much, my friend.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The gatorade bucket drop was a bit much, my friend.

It made Brian Burke horny tho

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[forty_three]

We had a new person start here last week. His first morning as we were showing him around he made a hazelnut coffee. Joking around I started calling him Hazelnut, then shortened to Hazel. Long story short, guess who has a meeting with HR this afternoon.



I wonder why I never get invited to work happy hours….

To avoid the confusion and constantly having coworkers ask "which Hazel?", you could have just called him "nut".

 

[jstewismybastardson]

To avoid the confusion and constantly having coworkers ask "which Hazel?", you could have just called him "nut".

New coworker: excuse me ... which nuts ?
Comeds: “DEEZ NUTS” (while grabbing new coworkers ball sack)

 

[dash]

New coworker: excuse me ... which nuts ?
Comeds: “DEEZ NUTS” (while grabbing new coworkers ball sack)

 

[dare2be]

We have a co-worker named Waldo.

He is frequently late for work.

That is all. You can figure out the rest.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Still winning.. BIGLY!!

 

[Comeds]

New coworker: excuse me ... which nuts ?
Comeds: “DEEZ NUTS” (while grabbing new coworkers ball sack)

Nothing says "Welcome to the team" like a sack grab. Or a hand bra.

 

[dash]

Cornrod is back and is in a rhyming mood today...

 

[Darkstone42]

Cornrod is back and is in a rhyming mood today...

That is honest to god the most confusing account on Twitter. Haven't the foggiest if he's a real Trump supporter, a bot, or he's making fun of him. I really can't.

 

[dash]

That is honest to god the most confusing account on Twitter. Haven't the foggiest if he's a real Trump supporter, a bot, or he's making fun of him. I really can't.

He is usually pretty entertaining, though, I'll give him that. My guess is he is making fun of him, but as you say, it's tough to be sure.

 

[Darkstone42]

He is usually pretty entertaining, though, I'll give him that. My guess is he is making fun of him, but as you say, it's tough to be sure.

He does a lot of retweeting of sincere Trump support without comment. And there's virtually no clear subversion. So if he's satire, he's kind of terrible at it.

But yes, the silliness is certainly entertaining.

 

[dash]

"I do not consent to having myself nor my children force-vaccinated, drugged and medically induced in order to attend public schools in Canada," said Emanuela Caires during her deputation.

That's fine - Plenty of private schools around or you can always home school your kids.

"I am not willing to subject this type of harm over benign childhood illnesses," added the mother of three unvaccinated children.

Measles is very contagious and can do some serious damage - Of course, there is no remedy for stupidity.

Anti-vaxxers cry 'genocide' as city approves plan to encourage more parents to get kids vaccinated | CBC News

 

[elocomotive]

Still winning.. BIGLY!!

But I thought winning was easy. Why do we need subsidies?

 

[elocomotive]

The gatorade bucket drop was a bit much, my friend.

That was actually the night Gritty was conceived and the first known "celebration insemination."

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

"I do not consent to having myself nor my children force-vaccinated, drugged and medically induced in order to attend public schools in Canada," said Emanuela Caires during her deputation.

That's fine - Plenty of private schools around or you can always home school your kids.

"I am not willing to subject this type of harm over benign childhood illnesses," added the mother of three unvaccinated children.

Measles is very contagious and can do some serious damage - Of course, there is no remedy for stupidity.

Anti-vaxxers cry 'genocide' as city approves plan to encourage more parents to get kids vaccinated | CBC News

Elizabeth Kennedy, Nicolas Kaszap and their son, Sam, travelled from Ottawa to attend a rally against the proposed changes.

BITCHES YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING LIVE HERE!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

In case any Americans want to know what it’ll be like for Trump to spend half of his re-election campaign running against Hillary...

An old photo of Stephen Harper in Indigenous garb is being misrepresented online | CBC News

 

[jstewismybastardson]