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Discussion in 'NHL Hockey Forum' started by dash, Jun 1, 2018.

  1. thedddd

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    Geez I wonder what rich old white guy came up with this idea?
     



  2. jstewismybastardson

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    this meet up really should have been televised again ... gee i wonder why it wasnt ... Mr I-own-the--shutdown probably didnt want his act to get out for consumption ... so we have sources say now ... but who wouldnt believe this???

     
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    I have a three day course then test next week. How difficult do you think it is¿
     
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    It has been a few years so not sure what changed but honestly it wasn't difficult. Part of it was common sense on how to handle situations and they did have some direct questions like which of the following is a valid SLA?, Roles and Responsibilities and terminology (like what does the term utility mean).

    I do remember the 3 day course I had we did a practice test after each section and it truly coincided with questions on the real test.
     
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    Bigger question for me is will george conway like any tweets about this development

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    Who the hell buys that Bath Fitter product? Your bathroom is definitely still a shithole under that thin layer of plastic you just overpaid to have put on top of it.
     
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    LOL...anyone who is too lazy to replace. Not sure it really is any cheaper?

    I would put that in the same group of people that would buy the toilet robot.
     
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    Oh man, I would definitely be pissing on that thing all the time if I owned it. No way guys remember to take that out of the toilet after using it.
     
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    The teacher looks exactly as you would imagine when conjuring up an image in your head about what this kind of sick dumbass would look like.

    If it were a hot female teacher, all of us would immediately think, 'nice' before conscience kicking in and repeating to yourself via inner monologue "what she did was wrong", while nodding your head.
     
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    A tweet for everything # 106

    All that was missing was him saying “use a ladder if you have to!”

     
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    This gonna be in next seasons “Narcos”

     
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    Thanks. Mostly I'm not worried b about it, which kind of worries me. Plus its a bunch of us so I wouldn't want to be the one who fails.

    What percentage of the exam are dick/ masturbation jokes?
     
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    LOL...sadly none of it.

    What is funny I did the course/test with a group of co-workers and had the same fear of being the only one failing but ended up with my certification. With that I have zero interest in re-certifying.
     
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    I don't really care too much about it. But my company is paying and not sending everyone so I really just don't want to fail the test. Plus I hear it looks good on your resume. I'll pretty much gladly accept any free training they offer.
    Bonus is it keeps me away from some of the jackasses I see on a normal day
     
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    I hear Jenkins in accounting is a real ball buster.
     
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    I've long considered Canada's federal law enforcement system to be a joke but it's good to know the criminals know it is as well.

     
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    I guess saying "Listen you motherfuckers, we're building a wall" didn't work.

    And now he's flying to Texas for some reason to show us where the wall will go? I don't know. That's stupid.

    Here's the thing though, I actually blame both sides even though I think Trump is a complete buffoon and a human wasteland of moral fiber. Just compromise and give him some funding for the wall in certain areas to test it out and where it's needed most. Because a stronger barrier IS practical and useful in certain sections of the border. Just offer him a billion for limited wall construction and both sides get a win and we all move on. The wall is (over large swaths of the border) a mostly stupid idea that doesn't even address how most illegal immigrants arrive here. But a billion in the scheme of things isn't a big deal and compromise is part of this whole democracy thing.