Tom Brady - The Attention Whore

[SJ76]

Ahhh I remember my first swamp donkey.....


Had a great personality and got an A for effort

 

[NEPatsfan]

Someone want to double check and see if this happens to also involve fat stacks of cheddar?

 

[beardown07]

Yeah, you kinda missed the context, but nice try though.

No I didn't. I was responding as Wilt the stilt

 

[beardown07]

 

[CowboyB]

Ahhh I remember my first swamp donkey.....


Had a great personality and got an A for effort

We called ours the monster. She was some nasty chick that worked at a gas station. My friend told me she gave him head and it was the best he ever had. I went straight down there got here number and she sucked me up that night. It was pretty stellar.

 

[CowboyB]

Jennifer Lopez isn't mexican you racist piece of shit.

 

[SJ76]

Sorry brokeback....

If you were a real player like myself back in the day... You would have lost count after 40-50.
1000 women from 11-35 would be 45 a year.??

Ain't nobody got time for that

 

[CowboyB]

Sorry brokeback....

If you were a real player like myself back in the day... You would have lost count after 40-50.
1000 women from 11-35 would be 45 a year.??

Ain't nobody got time for that

You think it's hard to have an average of 3-5 new chicks a month??

That's not hard at all. I have had more than 1 day where I smashed 3 different and new chicks.

 

[SJ76]

My sex life has been known to piss off a lot of hardcore message boarders. I see I can add you to the list.

When I laugh that means I'm laughing. Not pissed bud

 

[SJ76]

You think it's hard to have an average of 3-5 new chicks a month??

That's not hard at all. I have had more than 1 day where I smashed 3 different and new chicks.

3-5 a month is doable but difficult to do man. It's keeping track that's hard

 

[CowboyB]

3-5 a month is doable. It's keep track that's hard

Hell yeah it is that's why I said I am just going off of average after I was 19 because that computer was a piece of shit Power Mac that shat the bed.

 

[Bulletz]

You think it's hard to have an average of 3-5 new chicks a month??

That's not hard at all. I have had more than 1 day where I smashed 3 different and new chicks.

Chicks? Sexist pig.

Oh, and are you saying only Mexicans eat tacos and burritos?

 

[CowboyB]

When I laugh that means I'm laughing. Not pissed bud

Oh you are shaking your fists!! I know this because I said it motherfucker.

 

[CowboyB]

Chicks? Sexist pig.

Oh, and are you saying only Mexicans eat tacos and burritos?

Are you saying only black people eat fried chicken and watermelon?

 

[SJ76]

Oh you are shaking your fists!! I know this because I said it motherfucker.

U got that dam helmet on too tight again ??


You remind me of Brad Pitt in 12 monkeys

 

[CowboyB]

U got that dam helmet on too tight again ??


You remind me of Brad Pitt in 12 monkeys

Hahahaah!! I love that movie! But seriously dude I swear to fucking god when I say motherfucker I say it like he does in that movie. Spot fucking on man!

Or was it Fight Club??

 

[Bulletz]

Are you saying only black people eat fried chicken and watermelon?

I never even thought it. You just SAID it though. That's cold man.

 

[CowboyB]

I never even thought it. You just SAID it though. That's cold man.

Yeah you did.

 

[Bulletz]

Hahahaah!! I love that movie! But seriously dude I swear to fucking god when I say motherfucker I say it like he does in that movie. Spot fucking on man!

Or was it Fight Club??

Fight Club I think. Now I'm second guessing myself.

 

[CowboyB]

Fight Club I think. Now I'm second guessing myself.

Wasn't it the super bloody scene when he gets his ass kicked?