Tom Brady on the cold: "I don't care. I'm a ***ing machine, man!"

[Yankee Traveler]

Hammer remember when that show was on and the $6 mill was unheard of, like saying 10 bill today. Some guys are making that in 4 games or 5x that in a single boxing match like Floyd. Man the dollar aint what it used to be, costs a buck for penny candy and $100 for a dime bag

And there's no such thing as a four finger ounce anymore.

 

[Dude]

Bring The fucking cold, ice and some good rum!

 

[HammerDown]

Bring The fucking cold, ice and some good rum!

You should see Sonny trying to go through the turnstiles at Gillette carrying a rum 'n coke like Julian.

 

[Dude]

You should see Sonny trying to go through the turnstiles at Gillette carrying a rum 'n coke like Julian.

LOL, that sounds like quite the task!

 

[sonnyblack65]

You should see Sonny trying to go through the turnstiles at Gillette carrying a rum 'n coke like Julian.

Pre-game warmup

 

[sonnyblack65]

Wow my first pic post thanks to Homer I'll drink to that

 

[Dude]

Sonny!

 

[HammerDown]

Julian getting samples at the liquor store.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Sonny!

Bona salute Cin don!!!

 

[Dude]

Don't scoff hammer, word is he may be sporting a new pair of Uggs.

 

[HammerDown]

Don't scoff hammer, word is he may be sporting a new pair of Uggs.

Why do you think I cropped that pic? He was actually wearing them in that pic!

 

[HammerDown]

Pre-game warmup

Caption:

{Ricky and Bubble's standing just out of the picture berating Julian for getting samples at the liquor store.}

"Really, Julian? Really?" - Bubbles

"What?!" - Julian

 

[sonnyblack65]

Don't scoff hammer, word is he may be turf stomping Terrell Suggs.

Wow the ****ing machine is going off!!!

 

[sonnyblack65]

Caption:

{Ricky and Bubble's standing just out of the picture berating Julian for getting samples at the liquor store.}

"Really, Julian? Really?" - Bubbles

"What?!" - Julian

I thought Bubbles was confusing the cashier, while Julian drinks and Ricky stuffs a few bottle down his pants and inside jacket

 

[HammerDown]

I thought Bubbles was confusing the cashier, while Julian drinks and Ricky stuffs a few bottle down his pants and inside jacket

Ricky got distracted by the vending machine full of quarters.

 

[Dude]

Why do you think I cropped that pic? He was actually wearing them in that pic!

LOL, I can see now why the pic is cropped, he would not want to be seen wearin'em on the field, surely would get fined and sued to boot!

 

[Dude]

Wow the ****ing machine is going off!!!

LOL that is better thanks for the edit.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Ricky got distracted by the vending machine full of quarters.

Fucker is trying to slim jim it as we speak, hate to tell him but that's to open up cars. Better off tieing it to his bumper and driving off

 

[jdwills126]

If Brady showed up in Ugg cleats they would outsell Nike in Boston by weeks end!

Don't hate Hammer Manning will get a chance to fuck with the machine!

 

[Dude]

***BREAKING NEWS***
Dateline: New York City, January 9, 2015.-
Fuck and its derivatives approved as common usage of English language by the Revival Society of United Geezers
· - Tommy Boy escapes close call with purists for his prolific use of the word
· - Cross generational usage ends up binding children with senior citizens


By unanimous vote, the Revival Society of United Geezers (RSUG) approved today the use of the word Fuck, and its derivative forms as ‘multiple and common’ applications of the English language. According to 83-year old Ruth Schlonginstein, a long-time New York City resident and head of the geezer association, the word is fucking great. When asked what she thought about Tommy Boy’s recent indiscretions, she was adamant.


“Don’t get sassy with me young man, what do I look like, a fucking encyclopedia?” retorted Schlonginstein. “All I know is that we decided today in our monthly meeting that the word is too powerful to be banned by society. Last year I asked my 10-year old grandchild, who lives in Hoboken, what he thought about the Jets and he said: “Jets suck, what kind of a fucking question is that grandmamma?”


According to Ruth, this astonishing but soothing use of American language by a child was, for her, an eye-popping revelation: “I immediately took this matter to the board, suggested that we sanction the word Fuck, and its multiple conjugations. The geezers voted in a waving fury of wiry-old, pumped fists: “That’s a fucking good idea!” they cried, Let’s fucking do it!” The rest is history.


So, by a cat’s whisker, Tommy Boy was absolved by the citizens of New York. In an act of pure coincidence, a generational olive branch was extended between language purists and the common folk. Apparently, RSUG also is lobbying for the addition and free usage of the word Suck, and its many forms, as part of the colorful American language. We’ll keep you posted as this story develops …


Disclaimer: this could be fucking bullshit, you never know.