tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[TheRobotDevil]

A lumberjack.


Or just a guy with a beard in flannel if I can't find an ax tomorrow.

something tells me if you wanted to you could make an axe

 

[Darkstone42]

something tells me if you wanted to you could make an axe

Yeah. I could get a sledgehammer handle and form an ax head out of cardboard covered in foil or something. It would be really easy, and I'll probably do it.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Yeah. I could get a sledgehammer handle and form an ax head out of cardboard covered in foil or something. It would be really easy, and I'll probably do it.

styrofoam works better than cardboard

 

[Darkstone42]

styrofoam works better than cardboard

Yeah, but I don't have that lying around the apartment...

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[TheRobotDevil]

now i'm hungry think im gonna go make some food

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

now i'm hungry think im gonna go make some food

Make me some too... or i'll knife you and take what you made.

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Make me some too... or i'll knife you and take what you made.

Its in the mail

 

[TheRobotDevil]

LMAO is that LOC

 

[bchampy]

Speaking of eating:

You are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive. Would you rather eat babies or elderly people?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Speaking of eating:

You are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive. Would you rather eat babies or elderly people?

which one taste better and what kind of seasonings do we have to work with

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Speaking of eating:

You are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive. Would you rather eat babies or elderly people?

elderly people are leaner.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

elderly people are leaner.

but babies may be fresher meat

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

but babies may be fresher meat

Nah. You farm the babies into edible chitlins.

 

[bchampy]

Elderly would provide the most food, I'd imagine, as they are fully grown.

 

[Darkstone42]

Elderly would provide the most food, I'd imagine, as they are fully grown.

Indeed. Less tender, but more food. The way I see it, you're not worried about tenderness so much as getting something into your stomach if you're going to kill and eat either and elderly person or a baby out of need.

 

[Darkstone42]

And now that I've contributed to that discussion, I'm going to bed.

Later all.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

night ds

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Nah. You farm the babies into edible chitlins.

true but do you marinate them as they grow ?