tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[Darkstone42]

I teach patients how to use CPAP, but many of them call it CPAK instead. I would like to see those people in your advanced class.

Advanced class? I'm teaching gen chem lab!

 

[Disney Plorster]

Advanced class? I'm teaching gen chem lab!

Well, you have to start somewhere.

 

[The Crimson King]

Don't you hate when your hair and make-up are looking fly as hell and you have nowhere to go!?

LOL

 

[KillerVee]

Is that not what the kids say anymore?!?!

 

[ladyrockess]

Don't you hate it when people you thought were your friends completely ignore you unless you walk into them in the apartment complex you both live in?

People fucking suck. And I want chocolate

 

[KillerVee]

I won't be ignored, Lady!

 

[ladyrockess]

I won't be ignored, Lady!

What am I supposed to do? Egg his front door and yell, "Scared now, punk?!"

I'm just pissy - he's practically the only person in the state of California that knows what football is and I thought we'd hang out and watch the games together, and he completely fucking ignores me and has other people over at his apartment all the time.

I'm sick of watching football alone, it's depressing. I've never had to watch it alone before!

 

[KillerVee]

I was just bastardizing a movie quote

 

[ladyrockess]

I was just bastardizing a movie quote

Oh? (Now I feel dumb...I feel like I should know that quote...)

 

[KillerVee]

Fatal Attraction.

 

[The Crimson King]

Is that not what the kids say anymore?!?!

yes it is......

 

[ladyrockess]

Fatal Attraction.

Oh yeah, I never saw that one. Should I?

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

^ That dude has bitch tits.

 

[KillerVee]

Dunno. Never saw it either!

 

[The Crimson King]

ladyrockess is a dude????

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

Is that not what the kids say anymore?!?!

As a hipster, shouldn't you be using some kind of lingo that is a little less mainstream?

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

ladyrockess is a dude????

LOL

I was talking about the guy in the video you posted.

 

[KillerVee]

As a hipster, shouldn't you be using some kind of lingo that is a little less mainstream?

Hipsters are well known for adopting hood lingo. Or maybe that's just me.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

You're so gangsta.

 

[KillerVee]

I kind of am.