tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ForkEmBucky]

Hey man, why am I getting the third degree? :argue:

Because you've been workin' real hard waxin' on and waxin' off?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Didn't miss a thing foxy

But everybody missed me. Got it.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Because you've been workin' real hard waxin' on and waxin' off?

Nah, scored twice tonight. It's drinkin night for me and the lady.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Nah, scored twice tonight. It's drinkin night for me and the lady.

So one does not occur without the other. Check. :p

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

So one does not occur without the other. Check. :p

Scoring twice? Takes too much energy when youre stoned.

 

[hokiehighsuperfly]

here

 

[hokiehighsuperfly]

and i'm good and drunk

 

[hokiehighsuperfly]

no punctuation necessary at this point

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

and i'm good and drunk

Just downed a quarter of a bottle of walker about 20-30 mins ago.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

no punctuation necessary at this point

Lazy drunk.

 

[hokiehighsuperfly]

Lazy drunk.

Do you know how many bottles I have lifted today

no

fuck you! (damn I screwed it up)

 

[hokiehighsuperfly]

Just downed a quarter of a bottle of walker about 20-30 mins ago.

What size son? I drink handles.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Just downed a quarter of a bottle of walker about 20-30 mins ago.

What size son? I drink handles.

Texas Ranger size.

 

[bchampy]

What size son? I drink handles.

Hello, sir. How are you?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Hey hokie how's it going

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

What size son? I drink handles.

Im already pretty stoned. Just a standard 750. Last weekend me and my ladyfriend put down 7 liquid quaaludes between us. They contain:

2 shots tequila
2 shots gran marnier
2 shots citrus juice
1/2 shot rosa's lime
2 shots soda
ice

That was one hell of a night...

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Now where the hell did that Clarkson go?

Oh there he is. ^^

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Do you know how many bottles I have lifted today

no

fuck you! (damn I screwed it up)

932


And you said I didn't know. Psssh

 

[hokiehighsuperfly]

Hello, sir. How are you?

Ahhh, doing my thing buddy. But good to see you.

How is the world for you sir?

 

[24seven]

satan.