tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[Brasky]

Meanwhile at the husker SportsHoopla board...

 

[huskers1217]

^^ LMFAO..

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

So this weekend I went to BW3 and ordered the Blazing wings............

Don't do that folks..............don't do that.

 

[Brasky]

So this weekend I went to BW3 and ordered the Blazing wings............

Don't do that folks..............don't do that.

Childs play JJM. Childs play.

I'll chug a bottle of that shit like it's nothing.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Childs play JJM. Childs play.

I'll chug a bottle of that shit like it's nothing.

Ye are full of shit, sir.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Now, I've been to every other place I can to get wings in the Omaha area...........and I can eat all of their hottest wings like they're candy.

But I had never tried these wings at BW3.............they come with a cot damn warning sticker on them.

I fucking washed my hands 5 times and took 2 showers..........and then fingered a girl the next day and about 15 seconds in she was like "OMFG MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!"

 

[Brasky]

Now, I've been to every other place I can to get wings in the Omaha area...........and I can eat all of their hottest wings like they're candy.

But I had never tried these wings at BW3.............they come with a cot damn warning sticker on them.

I fucking washed my hands 5 times and took 2 showers..........and then fingered a girl the next day and about 15 seconds in she was like "OMFG MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!"

 

[Brasky]

We are talking about buffalo wild wings right? the chain restaurant? I have had Wild a hundred times. I can eat 24 w/ out breaking a sweat and I aint shittin you.

I actually have a bottle of it in my fridge right now n' sometimes I pour a lil on me finger and just eat it straight up.

 

[huskers1217]

Brasky puts it on his partners schlong before giving head

 

[Brasky]

I aint tryin ta one up ye. I hate one uppers. I am tellin ye the truth.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Oh yea, Wild is very mild compared to Blazin. lol................I mean..............these things about knocked me out of my fucking seat.

They have a Blazin challenge in fact.............12 Blazin wings in 6 minutes, and you get yourn picture on the wall and a t-shirt en all the sech. Only 10 people had done it so far.

 

[Brasky]

Brasky puts it on his partners schlong before giving head

Alright Elton John.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I had always alternated between Hot and Wild wings before..........and then I just decided this time to go ahead and try the Blazin ones............even though I had been advised by friends not to do it. Big mistake I tell ya.

 

[Brasky]

Oh yea, Wild is very mild compared to Blazin. lol................I mean..............these things about knocked me out of my fucking seat.

They have a Blazin challenge in fact.............12 Blazin wings in 6 minutes, and you get yourn picture on the wall and a t-shirt en all the sech. Only 10 people had done it so far.

I bet I could do that shit.

 

[Brasky]

I had always alternated between Hot and Wild wings before..........and then I just decided this time to go ahead and try the Blazin ones............even though I had been advised by friends not to do it. Big mistake I tell ya.

Did ye have a glass of milk?

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Did ye have a glass of milk?

No, I ate them right there at the restaurant........so I had beer.

But cot damn.......I have gotten Atomic wings, Triple Hot wings, Torch Your Mouth wings, etc at different restaurants...........and they don't come close to comparing.

The damn things come with a warning sticker that tells you not to eat them within 15 feet of your pets for shit sake.

 

[Brasky]

I have had them before. One time the day after I went to put my contacts in and my eyes felt like they were going to burn out of my skull for about 10 mins.

 

[huskers1217]

Alright Elton John.

payback fer this past week..

 

[Brasky]

ye took it like a champ 1217

 

[Brasky]

Yeah I meant for that to sound gay.