tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[gobigred]

But it has big juicy tomaters on it

Tomatoes =

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Agree to disagree, gbr

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I gotta get back to work fellas

Take it easy now-- ya hear ???

 

[huskers1217]

I can't stand having a dry sandwich.. I would just sub Mustard (virtually no calories) for mayo.

Jasons deli has a great fat free honey mustard

 

[huskers1217]

30k plorst rep jjm

 

[gobigred]

Agree to disagree, gbr

Fair enough. I dont know why I like things made out of tomatoes but just have never liked fresh tomatoes

 

[huskers1217]

Ketchup is the greatest thing ever made

 

[iruletheskool]

Put ketchup on everything.. hate tomaters.. love sketti sauce..

Lunch wes a bag of chex mix

 

[oaknightshockey1]

summer class started today...professor's opening statement was "i know some of you have part time jobs, but you might want to consider quitting them for these 5 weeks. you will need some time to sleep."

ok, i'll quit my job when you let me take the class for free dumbass

 

[Brasky]

summer class started today...professor's opening statement was "i know some of you have part time jobs, but you might want to consider quitting them for these 5 weeks. you will need some time to sleep."

ok, i'll quit my job when you let me take the class for free dumbass

What a jackass. Who says that?

 

[FNG]

summer class started today...professor's opening statement was "i know some of you have part time jobs, but you might want to consider quitting them for these 5 weeks. you will need some time to sleep."

ok, i'll quit my job when you let me take the class for free dumbass

What kind of class? Does the professor know that you need money for beer. When you are sooooooooo STRESS OUT with his dumb class.

 

[herky]

summer class started today...professor's opening statement was "i know some of you have part time jobs, but you might want to consider quitting them for these 5 weeks. you will need some time to sleep."

ok, i'll quit my job when you let me take the class for free dumbass

That guy sounds like a douche. Summer classes are supposed to be easy and laid back.

 

[oaknightshockey1]

That guy sounds like a douche. Summer classes are supposed to be easy and laid back.

thats what i thought. looks like i'm gonna have a busy next few weeks. luckily my boss is very lenient and i can work before class in the morning to get in hours. it's a calc class and we have 30-40 problems a night to do. we don't have to turn them in so i probably will just work and do as many as i can without going nuts. but yes, he is a douche.

 

[Papalou]

thats what i thought. looks like i'm gonna have a busy next few weeks. luckily my boss is very lenient and i can work before class in the morning to get in hours. it's a calc class and we have 30-40 problems a night to do. we don't have to turn them in so i probably will just work and do as many as i can without going nuts. but yes, he is a douche.

Math sucks, ask him " If there is a mathmatical equation to answer any question, why is your nose bleeding?"

 

[huskers1217]

"@vegasbedwards: The #Cornhuskers are favored by 13 vs So. Miss in their opener at home on Sept. 1. (-120 either way at 5 Dimes) @NickBahe @SchickandNick"

 

[huskers1217]

"@vegasbedwards: Nebraska's win total is 8.5. Bettors must risk 135 to win 100 on over, 105 to win 100 on under (40-cent line at 5Dimes) @SchickandNick"

 

[Papalou]

go Big RED

 

[Red_Alert]

"@vegasbedwards: Nebraska's win total is 8.5. Bettors must risk 135 to win 100 on over, 105 to win 100 on under (40-cent line at 5Dimes) @SchickandNick"

Lock and Load.

Huskers win 9 again

 

[huskers1217]

"@vegasbedwards: Nebraska's win total is 8.5. Bettors must risk 135 to win 100 on over, 105 to win 100 on under (40-cent line at 5Dimes) @SchickandNick"

I would bet 270 on the overs...no way we don't win 9

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

We are going to fuckin' clock Southern Miss.........

I will take 13 points all day long........

They lost their starting QB, top 3 WRs, best 2 Offensive Linemen, and 7 key contributors on defense.........

You aint comin' to Lincoln on opening weekend and taking down a Huskers team that returns a lot of experience.........

Our offense is gonna have a field day.......