tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[chucksker]

The day after I ate those blazin' wings from BW3 I fingered a girl............

I told ye all about this story already, but I'll jest say it again...........she was like "OMG MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!"

This is seriously a 100% true story.

in a good way??

 

[HawkeyeHater]

in a good way??

who cares.........

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Gotta run to the store for some chips....... I is out of stuff to eat with me hot sauce.....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I seriously have a ridiculous addiction to chips

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I seriously have a ridiculous addiction to chips

with hot sauce on them.......




Louisiana hot sauce is good. too

 

[huskers1217]

I hate hot sauce

 

[HawkeyeHater]

thee tip of me toungue......... it's on fire.... me feet were cold... they not warm.... back of me head be sweating.....


shit tastes so good though

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

When I eat hot wings the back of my head sweats a lot. Don't know why it's always the back of the head........but I can take a napkin and wipe my hair on the back of my head and it will be wet every time

 

[huskers1217]

Fuck it

 

[chucksker]

fuck what?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

me life

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

There are a lot of us Husker fans saying fuck me life.........

I seriously think if thee cot damn Huskers would just win the National Title we'd all be cured

 

[HawkeyeHater]

 

[chucksker]

lol

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I am not shitting ye when I say if the Huskers would win the National Championship in 2012, my life would probably take a turn for the better........

That may seem ridiculous to some, but that is the honest truth.

 

[ugafan6612]

If UGA were to win the title I'd feel the same way. I'd probably just try harder ta get a job. I'd actually get a nice grlfrend who isn't a total bitch. It'd be tGreatest Year Ever
And all cause me team won

 

[HawkeyeHater]

feel like such a loser when i'm not at the bar......

 

[huskers1217]

i'm drinkin a beer right now...

i has like 6 quizzes to take tonight fer a class

I'm 4 weeks into an online class and i hadn't opened the book yet....

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

feel like such a loser when i'm not at the bar......

The bar is a vacuum sir...........it steals money.........and all you'd really have ta do is call all those friends you have there and say "hey, let's party at my house and get the beer from fucking walmart"

Jest like that, you have saved yournself $100 a week

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Does not work sir........


I have no pool table, juke box or hot bartender.....


I am working on the last one though.....