tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[Driaz]

I checked almost every week.. and still sucked

It was tough with that many teams.....I'm just lucky I sucked so bad that I always got top pick of waivers each week since the teams below me weren't really following so I could withstand my teams injuries.....I finished 6-7 in the regular season and got the #8 seed to play #1 Herky..........but I'm really stacked now for the playoffs..... Now I'm gonna get my ass kicked next week.....

 

[Driaz]

wait...this is the playoffs?

or is it to get into the playoffs?

the playoffs, first round.....

 

[oaknightshockey1]

shit.

 

[Driaz]

shit.

Yes....if the Texan's D scores 5 points you are out of the playoffs.....well, you can play Herky in the consolation bracket......

 

[Driaz]

Dammit......I just got my backyard landscaped and a really young orange tree......it's supposed to get near freezing tonight and I want to get this little tree covered with burlap, but I can't get it to stay.....the wind keeps blowing it off.....I've tried to just wrap it around the trunk, but I'm not having any success.....I hate wind and we luckily have very little of it most of the time in southern AZ.....

 

[oaknightshockey1]

heater is broken in the house...i can see my breath in my room

 

[corn train]

Copper pipes and water love that

 

[oaknightshockey1]

yep. happened before...probably will happen again because the guy in charge of our house board is a dumbass.

 

[corn train]

You got an electric space heater at least?

 

[oaknightshockey1]

nope but i'm just hanging out here during the day. been going home home at night for finals week.

 

[corn train]

Thats good, running in place for now will do the trick, warm ya right up

 

[oaknightshockey1]

i've got my winter coat on and it's tolerable.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Fapping in place should do the trick

 

[oaknightshockey1]

and get a frostbitten dick? no thanks.

 

[corn train]

LOL give it a go oakey

 

[chucksker]

sup dudes

 

[corn train]

Sup lil man, loan a bro 75

 

[iruletheskool]

Tie string around yer burlap, driaz. The branches can bend a little too

 

[oaknightshockey1]

sup chuck hows the lady friend thing going today

 

[oaknightshockey1]

so i'm boned for this final i have at 6