tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread-Part 2

[chucksker]

but we got rid of our smoker

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

I got a new one for Christmas. My wife ordered it online and they dropped it off in the driveway. It was too heavy for her to move so it was sitting there when I got home

Early Christmas present. My firebox on my old one rusted out and it was half the price of a new one just to get the fire box.


All I've ever smoked before were ribs, brisket and butts.

I smoked 80 pounds of butts (and 40 pounds of beans) for my daughters wedding. Used a honey bourbon baste for those. Was deeeeeeeeeeeeeelishus! Used a apple brine for this turkey. Haven't tried it yet but it looks good.

 

[Brasky]

I want one of those big green egg smokers

 

[Brasky]

If you play it backwards NU ends up in a tie.

Overcame the biggest deficit in school history too

 

[chucksker]

Just got blue-balled on epic proportions. Straight up mid-blowjob, right as I'm about to get there she stops and goes "shit I have to go home"

I want to drop-kick a baby polar bear right now

 

[oaknightshockey1]

Just got blue-balled on epic proportions. Straight up mid-blowjob, right as I'm about to get there she stops and goes "shit I have to go home"

I want to drop-kick a baby polar bear right now

ouch. that's not fun.

 

[chucksker]

I agreed to go see twilight tomorrow...wtf is happening?!?!

 

[oaknightshockey1]

having a gf means doing things ya don't want to do

 

[iruletheskool]

That was thee worst movie ive ever seent

 

[chucksker]

going at 2:30 today...maybe I can find a way to get murdered or put in jail before then so I don't have to see it???

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Thanks chuck

 

[iruletheskool]

Jest ask for a handy in theatre

 

[HuskerPower52]

Dude I had to go to that shit with my girl an her two. "Besties" my girl was perioding too I didn't get jerked off, I didnt get blown, I didn't get shit but a head ache. Pussy man you wantwworld peace start with more pussy

 

[iruletheskool]

The plot "twist" in that movie might just be the most retarded of all time.

 

[chucksker]

 

[corn train]

Step 1. Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket.

 

[Driaz]

Step 1. Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn bucket.

saltpeter.......boooo!

 

[chucksker]

good god that was just....unbelievably horrible....

 

[chucksker]

i feel like ive been traumatized with terrible acting and writing

 

[oaknightshockey1]

who is the newest person that pops has welcomed to the board? need to know asap...i decided that for my paper that i have been writing about the SportsHoopla i am going to write the entire thing like pops posts.